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henrygandorf

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  1. to be fair, it hasn't been that many jobs.
  2. ok good, because that's all i wear and i'm flying to texas tomorrow. with my luck i'll sit next to some 350 lb dude in a tux.
  3. but i had already spent the money on upgrades to my non-gay grotto! -lindsey graham, probably
  4. dig deep, people.
  5. it took about 20 min of watching this to remember why i quit homeland after ~2 seasons. also my good friend/business partner has a dog named steve.
  6. i think he's trying to get impeached again. it's one of his favorite moves when he's out of moves. oh well, at least the dow isn't down 3000 points in a week.
  7. “we are the party of lincoln. we ought to live up to that for once.” i don’t think there was a thread but i posted the trailer several weeks ago on this thread. enjoyed it quite a bit.
  8. what does it say about us that we're getting news from crypto-based prediction market sites?
  9. in showbiz we call that "the plant and the payoff". maybe this show does have a showrunner.
  10. seems like a lot worse for them than for you. billions of people connected but your daughter somehow gets involved?
  11. are you under the impression that something will be released that will put the freedom of republicans in jeopardy? ain't nobody facing charges for this. the best we can do is put trump and gop congress next to epstein and make them wear it around their neck like a fucking anchor for the midterms. need i remind you that this hornets nest that got kicked over the past 10 days was from the estate?
  12. is it just me or did the whole world seem like they were doing an impression of eddie murphy's arranged bride-to-be in coming to america?
  13. now that it seems the dems can just use a court order to get documents/emails from the estate, why the fuck do we even need congress involved? it's clear we won't get what we want from them, so go tell them to kick rocks.
  14. from now on i am going to say “i’m going to release the epstein files” as a code for when i have to take a dump.
  15. also would not be staying in my abq cul de sac “mansion”. gather up models, brown liquor, and some weapons-grade narcotics and deliver them to tony stark’s malibu house.
  16. what about brown and folderson?
  17. samurai i am-urai.
  18. a blaffair to rememblack.
  19. just have some press conferences and get a friendly journo to ask if any of his recent behavior warrants impeachment, and have reps/senators all say, "man, i hope not, we want to keep him right where he is". a "please don't impeach him, we want him to stay" messaging campaign by dems would make him short circuit.
  20. the guy’s got good hooks. also…he’s reading.
  21. just overlapping subjects/comedy.
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