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henrygandorf

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  1. melania must’ve met with the top 15 just to fuck with him.
  2. mobilize young voters and that shit can happen. i honestly don’t know how y’all keep electing those dopes. keep electing them, and none of that shit happens, including you becoming the king of a state.
  3. and the 1 was unearned i believe. he needs to start, we need his bat.
  4. dubon can hit all the singles he wants.
  5. that will be the real test. if yordan (or trout, or vlad, or schwarber) had ~50 homers heading into the last month, would they get those balls too?
  6. dubon is 3-5 lifetime vs keller, so, you know. just an update.
  7. i know the tweet was about senator marsha, but i think we need to get these dudes in congress. at quick glance, it looks like 8/9 of tenn reps are gop (memphis). i know the maps are gerrymandered all to hell, but it doesn't take much to steal a house seat or two. dude won the tennessee 5th (nashville, sorta) by 30,000 votes. if trump is the nominee, which he will be, the turnout will be high again, and the youth vote will be high again. the house could and should be a bloodbath for the r's.
  8. i want to say they mentioned at one point that it was 5% per kid. i could be making that up, but that's the type of info that typically sticks to my brain.
  9. the wife was asking if the songs from the show are actual songs, which i guess means released as part of a downloadable album? the lines are pretty blurred these days. but if you're a ld fan, have you heard any of these songs before the show, or are they written specifically for the show where they make their debut?
  10. ok, well. when i first got here, you didn't get up to greet me. and you didn't invite me inside but you won't come to dinner with me. you've been sitting here this whole time with your arms crossed which i know, from you, is a bad sign. you've been in a shitty mood the last ten times we've been together, you're always starting arguments, and you've been assessing me in a very negative light, and in spite of your recent confusion about your degree, you stay up late every single night doing homework leaving me to go to bed alone. when i first got here, you offered me a sip of your wine which could be construed as welcoming, and even though you knew i was coming from the airport, you didn't bring an extra glass, and half the bottle is gone. which means, you're trying to take the edge off, so that you can...break up with me? mindhunter is gone, and everything is worse now.
  11. yes i would like to report a murder.
  12. where is my nate cctv locker room gif? roy to trent, “you ruined it.”
  13. didn’t like the 2nd or haven’t watched it? thought the 1st was good and 2nd was outstanding.
  14. jones is good, but pearson is a fucking star.
  15. or mobilize gen z, which is already happening.
  16. fun fact - this is who forrest gump was named after.
  17. "you want to be recognized, just pass a bill" says the dick in the super-majority. did he? i fell asleep while he was filibustering.
  18. just tuning in, saw who's making his debut...
  19. country is in collapse. or maybe, just maybe, voters don’t like you or anything you stand for.
  20. you hate to see it but more than that, you love to see it.
  21. who would've thought the cartoon thread would be so realistic and depressing? this one is basically his deposition.
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