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TejasPedro

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  1. Under Meyer, Bijan wins a Heisman! If Herman stays, Bijan wins a Heisman after he hits the portal and transfers the fuck outta here and goes to_________. Meyer, Bijan, Ewers, and the Brocks I want it all. CDC fix this mess.
  2. Go on, I like where this is headed, I’m listening
  3. I’m starting to think Tom may have stolen Urban from us. Can we all show up at the Tower at noon tomorrow and demand something?
  4. Remember remember the 5th of November. The Herman firing plot. I see no reason why the Herman firing.Should never be forgot!
  5. Sorry, had it wrong, all wrong! CDC wore black! Prez said, light the tower! Urban called some people! We beat the 6th ranked team in the country! SIXTH RANKED TEAM IN THE WHOLE UNITED STATES! McConaughey said, sing EOT as simply “the ice of Texas” and everything will be alright, alright, alright! Get the Brocks on the phone. Send QE a tweet. We’re back bitches!
  6. Next we will be celebrating moral victories.
  7. Just seems like a perfect scenario to leave him in place. Recruiting is fubar. Show me a scenario where recruiting turns around with the stats quo. A headline I read over the weekend, was Tom silences his critics! That is the nightmare
  8. We have been played. Never any intention to fire this fraud. No activity or behind the scene talks. This whole, if he losses he is fired, is such a load of bull. The win saved CDC from getting any heat. He still doesn’t have to come out and addresss any of the issues. Why in the hell did I ever believe CDC was the real deal. I thought he was going to come in like Blake from Glengarry Glen Ross, while Tom was whining about the “recruit leads” being shit, CDC was going to say, “Put that coffee down!” We are seeing who really runs things, Teflon Tom can’t be touched.
  9. CDC is about to wake up and start going all Oprah Winfrey, with the extensions.
  10. Sean Connery’s last dying wish was to have Tom Herman Fired. Let us honor that wish. As he went out he said to Del Conte “what... are you prepared to do!”
  11. That baby blue tie is indicating the start of No Nut November. Negotiations are failing
  12. I hope someone asks Urban today on the show, what does the University of Texas need to do to fix this mess? He will look right into the camera and say, have their people call me. Let’s do the damn thing oh, and Hook’em!
  13. Row di boat! Signal de plane! PJ Fleck es just de same!
  14. No way we are getting to Page 486 unless someone finds a laptop Tom Herman dropped off at PC Guru for repair.
  15. You’re thinking of your white lies You’re putting on your bedroom eyes of Texas You say you’re cumming to austin but you won’t say when But I can feel it cumming If you leave tonight, keep running
  16. I’m hearing 87% i heard it from a friend, who, heard it from friend that Urban will only take the job if this thread reaches page 486 by kickoff on Saturday
  17. Can we hire Meyer now as Assistant AD. In charge of QC. His sole duty would be to monitor Shenanigans, insubordination and subversive behavior?
  18. Contract incentives. 1. Beat OU (250,000 per win) 2. Beat OU by 35 points or more (50,000 per point over a 35 point win) 3. Win a Conference Championship 200,000 bonus 4. Win a national championship 1.25 mil bonus 5. Win a national championship with a QB from the transfer portal from any of the following schools Alabama, Clemson, OSU, North Carolina, OU 200,000 bonus 6. Go undefeated in the state of Texas get unlimited toppings on any pizza for life
  19. No more gimmicky bullshit please. NO boat rowing Ted talk bullshit. No turnover jewelry or props. No grill wearing pseudo ghetto nonsense We need a coach that fucks.
  20. Did Arron and his celly produce a love child? What class would the bastard be considered? Offer him now.
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