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Francisco 2.0

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  1. And Marge fires back. This is glorious. It's the Friday night drama that America needed.
  2. That's no shit. Theresa was one hated ass bitch.
  3. Lovers quarrel And to save you a click
  4. ATTN EVERYONE! THE FILES ARE GETTING RELEASED:
  5. Megyn has a 14 year old daughter. Someone should ask her if she would be ok with her daughter getting railed by a 47 year old man.
  6. https://www.theverge.com/news/820887/why-we-keep-writing-about-trump-phone-t1 Why we’re going to keep talking about the Trump phone
  7. Who here wouldn't be a bit surprised if Elon assisted with this? https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/11/us-spy-satellites-built-by-spacex-send-signals-in-the-wrong-direction/ EDIT. I have no idea how the strikethru happened on that block of text, nor can I remove it. Shrugs.
  8. Here's a list (along with penis and vaginal insertions) https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5
  9. https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/ Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
  10. Jennings is just the worst.
  11. Of all the schools in the Big Ten wanting to do this, I'm most surprised by Ohio State.
  12. Multiple agencies with multiple copies, along with what the counsel had. Kash could clean up his copy, but then when someone else produces something Kash didn't...
  13. And here's a screenshot:
  14. "Well actually, the age of consent laws should be lowered" -Mike Johnson, probably.
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