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Wulaw Horn

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  1. As I said- 100% accurate. it bothers me somewhat that people can exaggerate some of my behavior. I live as a cautionary tale projectile vomiting in opposing locales and driving RV’s into overpasses and taking pictures of sex tents. If there was truth to any of that nonsense I’d admit to something involving queso at a table. I mean, what, that’s going to be the thing I lie about?
  2. reasons I love the watching the 2025 Astros. Andrew is going to write the more Surly hate one. Please check it out and if you have any notes on how to improve it let me know. I'm now on Tick Tock, Insta, facebook and twitter so follow there if that's your thing too. Hoping this is well written stuff Astros fans appreciate. https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114/things-i-love-about-the-2025-astros-a9da0b41672a
  3. I’m almost positive I used the spoon to stir and then licked said spoon.
  4. That is 100% accurate unlike Sydney’s lies and provocations.
  5. Sure. But it was still more painful than a trip to the dentist seeing him throw 88 pitches or whatever it was to get through 3 innings.
  6. Only 80% of that is true. Maybe 75% I certainly didn't mock the idea that we needed more than 20k in NIL funds, since the entire idea we had was to immediately raise 50k in NIL funds to buy an OU wide receiver away from them. I just said I was out if it was more than 20k b/c I had 3 little kids and a business and an RV to drive. Also- I put the queso up and asked if anyone minded. When I heard nobody respond I assumed everyone thought "this is a good idea and needs to happen" I had no idea that yall had never done that awesomeness before. Lesson learned.
  7. I know when queso needs help and needs to have salsa mixed in. Philistines like you would have had us never discover peanut butter and chocolate or mayo on a hamburger or other such amazing goodness in the culinary world.
  8. He meant to say skillet queso.
  9. Sunday we were going to get no-hit and were the worst sacks of shit to ever swing a bat until a Yainer bomb broke up the no-no and a Paredes 3 run shot won the game. Lance was more painful than a trip to the dentist before we won the game. Hunter Brown gave up 1 run on 3 hits in a complete game and we lost. So, just 2025 Astros things. We accidentally went 3-1 in our last 4, so hope springs eternal.
  10. To whoever made the first response on my new blog muledick thank you. Truly outstanding work!
  11. He’d come in earlier for defense. Was just his first AB. Joe is dumber.
  12. Yall didn’t know you needed this on your life. Andrew and I started a blog as a companion to our pod. When you have scores of people politely tolerating your inanity you have to double down and give the people what they want. https://medium.com/@breathingorangefire_71114
  13. Not fat enough.
  14. I don’t know my florida geography I’m going by feel.
  15. If I was going to answer the thread title- tell me about aggy- I could do multiple Randy duke 10k word posts or I could sum it up with this “they always manage to find a way to fail, many times in historic and embarrassing fashion.
  16. When that liberty chick was like- looking for my pitch and doing what I do best- launch dingers- I think I fell in love a little bit. what a fun thing to watch happen to aggy. Really satisfying way to end Sunday.
  17. This pitcher for liberty seems awesome. There’s a lot going on here and she’s grinning ear to ear. Seems cool.
  18. I don’t like our odds. It truly is too much to hope for.
  19. There are precious few major league teams in that bumblefuck footprint of backwards sister fuckers we’ve signed up to play with, and none with turf I don’t think. I can’t imagine the Astros, Rangers or Braves (that’s it in the footprint as I think Tampa is south of Gainesville) want to see eleventy thousand games played on their grass field over the span of a week.
  20. Yeah they will probably run rule liberty in game 2. They’ve stared down death and survived.
  21. Liberty 6 aggy-0 bottom 2nd. I’ve never wanted a result in a random softball game so much in my life for the lulz.
  22. So, everyone had some positive with a hit or a walk today in the top 7 but Rodgers and Dinon both did nothing positive. Happy with 4-3 week. Could have been worse.
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