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Wulaw Horn

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  1. Fucking finally. Unless he wakes up with a torn labia tomorrow morning from rubbing tacos with 3Putt or whatever they are doing.
  2. Fucking amazing end to the game. Cam and Chas loooking like the hopeless dickheads they are (right now) and JP getting punched out on a ball a foot outside. Dana lost us this game. You can’t convince me otherwise. His bullshit with the bottom of the bullpen and not having Yordan up.
  3. Shouldn’t get overturned.
  4. Laz Diaz is awful as an ump everywhere. Didn’t see replay bet he’s out.
  5. Not this year. Maybe in the future. I don’t think it can be as there was only 1 base gained.
  6. What a weird fucking play.
  7. We have the weekly game threads that go about 15 or 20 pages depending upon the matchup and we had a season thread for macro stuff in between last year that probably got to 20 or 30 pages.
  8. Almost a guarantee now that we get a run in the 8th or 9th with the way this game is going and how frustrating it is.
  9. I mean- I have no idea why I’m being subjected to this fucking bullshit full of fuckers with weak ass shit at the bottom of the bullpen. have some balls and call up Ullola and make blubaugh the 7th inning guy and Ullola the 8th inning guy and quit fucking around with these dickheads.
  10. Shitty end to a really promising (mostly) outing for SA. Spammed the strike zone, kept ball down, got 14 outs in a row I think and finished bloop, SB, SB, Bloop to no doubt get stuck with yet another loss. but promising for sure. glad we don’t have Yordan up here to get a big hit. Really fucking awesome he’s fucking around with 3Putt in corpus. Fucking dickhead asshole Espada/Brown.
  11. And it was intentional I believe! Something like that. like I said, probably nothing.
  12. It was good that you started the aggy and so season threads earlier. Those other threads get dumb. the TexAgs everyone post every thought that pops into your head spam is dumb. We can sometimes err too strongly on the side of meta threads imo. Not sure it’s solvable.
  13. 4 walks in last 8 games. Probably means nothing, but…
  14. By the by/ I really like correa at 3B but if Paredes comes back and his mobility is limited Ilsuch that he’s bad/unplayable at 2B I’m pretty sure Correa would be really good at 2B too.
  15. 2 swing and misses for SA is all in 4 innings, one of which was a foul tip just now sponsor of only counts for half. I was on this in the second inning- thanks for waking up Kalas/Blum. weirdly effective start for SA as it’s not usually how it gets done. And yes- he should cut that fucking hair. Only Jake Marisnick should have long flowing hair.
  16. I mean- there is literally no doubt he’s going to do that.
  17. I love love love Bobby. The man sits down to pee and drives 48 in a 55 mph speed zone.
  18. No. Absolutely not. Nor relievers either other than okert. Yeah/ also unable to get swing and miss after getting ahead in count. when he’s good that’s the reason why.
  19. Alvarez back Tuesday if he doesn’t wake up in pain (he didn’t say it but he said it) Jake meyers to sugar land end of the week if all stays on track. cam smith sucks and I (Dana brown) am a moron for not sending him down a month ago, but it happens even to great players and we are still really high on him (which I absolutely agree with). I’d offer him 10-125 and if he didn’t take it send him down until mid September to steal the year and plan on trading him in 2029 or 2030.
  20. Joe had a plan to throw Hader till is arm fell off and he stuck to it. Congratulations I guess.
  21. Note- this isn’t the actual prediction thread- that will come later. This is the game week news, talk etc spot.
  22. Ok. Love this team again.
  23. By all means post it! This is a collaborative effort.
  24. We are going to kick this off Saturday night instead of the usual Sunday morning because we don’t have any data points from Texas playing a game to incorporate into the weekly preview. Texas is undefeated and hasn’t played a game. So, of course, we are 10 feet tall and bullet proof. Is this true? Yes! Look, for any of our fans who don’t get it, we are about to see our best defense since 1983. We have a Manning under center. We have the best offensive coordinator in college football. This is all designed to freaking kick ass and take names. Usually, in a big game, I spend a lot of time mocking and ridiculing the opposite team and fan base, but I’m not going there with this game. I’m not going to bring up the fact that they are a bunch of meth addict, jort wearing, community college, townie drop outs. I’m not going to make the point that they cheat. I’m not going to bring up the fact that they are the worst combination of degenerate southern dipshits and midwestern morons. I’m not going to point out that in a conference full of academically good schools they are the clown college. I’m just going to say that winning in the shoe, morning or night, is something Texas is absolutely at home doing. Their frosh QB is going to see ghosts. Their basically new defense is going to get shredded. We are going to fuck their shit up. Texas 31, Ohio State 13. Eat a bag of dicks Buckeyes.
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