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SimkinsMan

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  1. Best in the biz. (Of selling desktop trading solutions, or some shit).
  2. Speaking of the land of no money. Check out the poors next door.
  3. Seems like a Ffrench commit might open the door to some tasty ffromage puns. We would have an abondance of riches at the position. We could easily go brie, ffour, or ffive wide at the position with studs.
  4. I'm going to predict they eventually call the QB "House," under the presumption that he will continually take their offense to "the House." But the racists among them are definitely going want to nickname him "Old War Husan."
  5. I consider it a small win that CTJ hasn't named the poor guy Kenny JAG-ker yet.
  6. Excuse me, did Howell lump Emmanuel Choice in with Lockett and Moore? A composite three-star who ranks among the top 60-120 wide receivers in the country? Is this how they convince themselves they signed a top-flight class under the Elk?
  7. It would be the salad days of the Sarkisian era.
  8. I don’t disagree. Certainly my kids are that way. Great for them. But I’m GenX and don’t want to sit around watching videos all day. Not to go old man screaming at clouds, but endlessly scrolling YT and TikTok and Reels ain’t for me. So this site is, in fact, perfect. It’s irreverent. Funny. Occasionally intelligent. Seeing you get bitch slapped on the regular. Can jump in and out. Just enough information to keep the cheese puns tolerable. It’s great.
  9. Is this the echeese of Dabo and portal strategy defense?
  10. So in LatinAggie's happy little world: aggy beats Texas 47-17 (very very unlikely) Texas has 4 or more SEC losses (possible, but unlikely) aggy wins the national championship (ijbol) Reality is going to be a bitch.
  11. Looks like he will be portaling to TDCJ.
  12. When someone says "let him cook, let him cook" Elko is like damn right it's dinner time you mfers.
  13. Excuse me, sir. He said, "No joke." Therefore it must be true.
  14. Obviously! It's part of the Snakey-ESPN conspiracy to hold down the Ags. And now it's been bolstered by alignment with the on3 network and The Athletic podcast. It's all just too unfair for the good ole Ags.
  15. It's been about a month and a half, so let's see who's moving up, and who's moving down. The averages below are for the last 12 live streams on each outlet's YouTube channel. ON TEXAS FOOTBALL (45,200 subs) March 17: 4,640 views May 7: 6,430 views INSIDE TEXAS (7,100 subs) March 17: 2,470 views May 7: 3,420 views ORANGEBLOODS (18,900 subs) March 17: 1,960 views May 7: 2,110 views Analysis: All of the channels saw growth during the last six weeks, but On Texas Football did the best both in terms of raw numbers and percentage growth. At this point Bobby and co. are averaging significantly more than IT and Orangebloods combined. I'll try to do this again at the end of June, when there should be more activity following the Texas summer camps and likely more commitments to talk about.
  16. DON'T WANT NONE DON'T NEED NONE Here's the bottom of the 247 transfer portal rankings for 2024:
  17. His nickname checks out. "Badguy" has 8 receptions in 2 years at Baylor.
  18. No, but he was mad as hell about the cheese bandits at his second lunch.
  19. Yes. Aggy has almost caught up. Whoop! What's more remarkable about the UT deal is that we signed it right in the middle of our Chuckles doldrums.
  20. The inexplicable love being shown for Arkansas on this page can fuck itself in the face. Pig hates us and the feeling is mutual.
  21. I think this is what he was actually wearing. Maroon blazer. Check. Many regrets. Check.
  22. Some real talk on TexAgs today ... But the yell leaders need to lead more yells ... And some horse laugh fans
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