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Herbie Hancock

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  1. Before you lost weight you looked like Jerry Garcia and Hagrid’s love child.
  2. Ninja AirFryer Pro for the nugs, PowerAirFryer Oven for the patties. Trust me, I’m a professional fat kid and an amateur tattoo artist.
  3. Also, I am astonished at the number of allegedly intelligent posters that don’t have that dumbshit Homunculus on ignore
  4. I’ll see your Dino nuggets and raise you these bad bitches right here
  5. Foam roller is great but it is a temporary fix. I cannot recommend enough finding Vernon Griffith and Dr Andre Ospina on IG or YouTube and combing through their work on mobility and injury prevention/recovery. Both spend a lot of time covering the hips so there is a lot of content to go over. Vernon https://www.instagram.com/vernongriffith4?igsh=Zjc1Y2VhZDUycXBt Dr. Ospina https://www.instagram.com/drandreospina?igsh=Yzd2djZ0YjdlMWt2
  6. I won’t be furious if they overturn it, but I think he’s out.
  7. Fucking hell that’s a goddamned balk
  8. Little Josh is the little engine that could. He’s our catalyst. At least that’s what I’m telling myself anyways. Choo choo motherfuckers!
  9. Would be 4 and no outs if dipshit hadn’t swung at ball 4 that bounced in front of the fucking plate [emoji2357]
  10. My childhood? My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
  11. Telling someone else how they should feel, and then calling them names and making personal attacks when they don’t feel the same way as you think they should. I’ve heard this all before…
  12. Your doctor is trying to tell you as diplomatically as possible that if you’re that concerned about your health, start working out and eating better. They’re the easiest and most likely to yield positive results. He also may be of the opinion that you’re looking for more medication to address the symptoms and not the cause of the issue.
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