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RomaVicta

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  1. Who would have thought that a rape-happy, lying felon would set up a system where he's accountable for nothing? I've now decided that should the autocrat be overthrown and made captive, he should go to the El Salvador hell hole himself. I'm sure the flying pigs will favor this as well.
  2. Iraq has something to do with 9/11 and now has WMDs. Gulf of Tonkin. The Lusitania. Endangered students on Grenada. We're very good at this shit. Or very gullible.
  3. Remember the Maine!
  4. Change the channel, Honey. Let's watch Vanderpump Rules instead of that boring shit.
  5. All of our sunk aircraft carriers would make great reefs if the water isn't too deep. They're great for intimidating or bullying smaller nations. They're extremely vulnerable to a real deep water navy focused on submarines and supersonic missiles/torpedoes. Iran is indeed the better bet for the kind of lengthy war that we can't lose on the battlefield that Trump needs to become president for life (short may it be). Venezuela would offer better lines of supply and would likely lead to all kinds of brushfires in our hemisphere to keep the military busy and victorious. A long war is good for our defense industry, too. Then we could justify the need to invade the weak for their precious resources. Imperial America whose citizens are sure we're fighting for justice, freedom, and the American way. They'll have one right, anyway.
  6. You originally responded to a post of mine where I spoke generally and not specifically about this guy. You'd said merely that he's a coaches son. I responded as much in humor about the cliche you object to as I did to making a real point. The mystery is why you took it so personally. I intended no slight. I do not intend one now. Your combativeness is usually top flight insult humor. Maybe keep your finger a little further from the hair trigger. I look forward to your blistering retort if it's up to your usual standards.
  7. From Cheech and Chong interviewing the coach leading up to the song Baskeball Jones: Coach, you're having a great year. Let's talk about your record. My record? What you want to talk about my record for? I did my time. How was I supposed to know she was 13. She looked 15.
  8. I think the answer precedes the question. High school coaches are hardly mavens of discretion and etiquette.
  9. It was the power of advertising on an elite platform that swayed Olin to check out the deal in person. Aggie network, being a part of something greater than yourself (low bar for that), T-shirt fan lucky to get the time of day from the poet laureate of Texags.
  10. And Olin decides to mine it for cheap sentiment and an avenue to show he's more than a sportswriter.
  11. Choked Like a Bitch would seem better considering the finish to their oh-so-close SEC championship game appearance last year. Besides mysogyny, the Ags are more psuedo thug than thug for that motto.
  12. Not wanting to disturb the sad, sublime poignancy of Olin's story, I left out this still very touching exchange from those early days: He said he understood. What could be more Chad than that? I'll have to step away from the keyboard for a moment.
  13. A profoundly moving story. Roma, how can you be so cold? Yep, pretty deep friendship. Beginning of a deep relationship. Still the first meeting: You know, deep stuff. Continuing, we see that this isn't just a routine visit with a car salesman. I got sorta choked up here. So much must transpire after this first meeting. Fishing trips. Bowling. Long nights musing and laughing. I read on. Our scribe friend writes on: Text messages! For years! We're talking real bonding. They live two hours apart, an insurmountable distance for personal contact! Still, people can have very meaningful contact via the written word. Olin is a writer, after all. Let's see how it goes: And you never intitiated these text exchanges, Olin. You're busy in College Station. He's busy in Hutto. Busy. Tragic news is to come. Olin's deep friendship with Chad is evident in how Olin learns the sad truth. Doesn't get much more involved and personal than that with a "life long friend." Of course, Olin mustered the same gumption that got him to Schlossnagel's t.u. press conference to drive the two hours to his dear friend's bedside. The note about the dominos game with his wife is a nice pitch-perfect non-trivialization of receiving the dire news. A guy I don't know messaged me that a car salesman I met six years ago and hadn't seen since had died a day and a half before. You were clearly as dear to Chad as he was to you, Olin. Surely, Olin now goes to see Chad in his final repose. Welll, maybe not: Still, Olin has all those fond memories of the truck salesman in whose presence he was only in once. We'll always have Paris, Chad.
  14. They're much cheaper after they fall out of the air, my friend.
  15. Brilliant find! I'm still laughing. C'mon, man! Give me something to work with here!
  16. How did he get into my secret office? Get me the head of security! Stat!
  17. I don't think it's an accident that Doge already has a meaning that seems fitting. It's an Italian term: I recall hearing the word visiting Italy when I was a young man. It's the first thing I thought of when Musk assumed the position of chief oligarch and shadow head of government.
  18. Driving in the car, the NPR news referred to Musk's efforts as work of the Department of Government Efficiency. Please forgive my ignorance. Is there legally such a thing as this "department?" Has Musk become an official government employee or appointee? If not, what the fuck is a news organization calling a bogus department a fucking department? If musk and his merry band of fuckwads aren't actually a department, a news organization calling them such becomes a big part of the problem. Again, maybe I'm ignorant of developments, but have not heard that a department had been created.
  19. It shows that you're badass. Get tough on crime. Get tough on immigrants. Encourage horror in American prisons. Delight in sending these people: to a hell hole in El Salvador (anyone for irony? Not the Magas) to share space with violent gang members jammed in like passengers on a Japanese commuter train. Sentences beginning with "I have no sympathy for..." are the mark of the pseudo badass when referring to common people. I love that the Hands Off demonstrations happened. It's the tiniest glimmer of hope in Hurricane Shit Head Shit Storm. ETA: On Trump wanting to send American convicts to El Salvador. This bonespur pussy can only feel like a man if he plays the badass game described above. His mentor:
  20. Me, me, me, my money, me, me, scared of colored people, me, my money. Careful what you pray for, dickhead. What were you praying for last November? You thought the Big G was coming through for you. How do you like it now? I'll go ahead and stipulate to your voodoo beliefs that think Jesus was a sucker and that you know better. You prayed to God to install a heartless, cruel, petty, raping, liar as the best person to execute your vision of the world. Maybe Jesus' Dad, pretty sharp God, decides that you shall have what you want. Maybe reap what you sow is another way to look at it. Maybe that will make you appreciate the plights of people beyond yourself. You may even come back to Jesus. But, no. Now you're just praying to the Big G about helping your little town. So selfless. I'm sure He is moved by that and your advocacy for the Murder Cult. While you're on your knees, do you feel the Devil's horned boner rubbing your cheek? You best be praying that you're wrong about a punishing God. See above about what you knowingly voted for. Students here legally are being ambushed and deported. Hardworking immigrants are being pulled from their work and sent to concentration camps. Women are being subjugated. The public welfare is being undermined to the point of collapse. Boo hoo. Relatively wealthy white guy has his bowels in an uproar over his diminished retirement fund.
  21. And flew out of the other ear meeting no resistance.
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