Profiles in Indolence: William Liucci
Okay, easing into the piece about Scooby. He looks like an SEC linebacker. Coincidentally, he is an SEC linebacker. Good eye there, William!
Pretty snappy last sentence. Concise. Kinetic. Makes me want to know more about this guy you're profiling. Whattaya got?
Where'd Scooby go? Where'd Dalton come from?
1 What guy?
2 Ah, so Williams is not yet a difference maker. Maybe he'll improve into one.
3 Ah, so Williams is such a difference maker that his abscense againt Auburn was powerful enough to make a difference in the Texas game. William doesn't opine about the impact on the Auburn game. Aggies must have won that one.
4 Ah, so Williams is not a difference maker anymore. Shifty.
5 William, you couldn't move your dead ass in the chair enough to verify this? Again, maybe you need a friend you can call at the Texas A&M University Home of the Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas' sports website who can help you out here. I bet somebody there knows. Lazy fuck.
So far, nothing new or insightful or even mildly informative about Scooby.
Avoid those torn cartilages! Very painful.
What if he wasn't putting that on tape? No interest from William? Exactly what do the Scoobster's video decisions have to do with your opinion? This is Elko level blather.
Now, for the end of this well-crafted and thoughtful consideration of Scooby Williams. Remember, the last specific reference was what Scooby put on tape, we resume our narrative:
1 Suddenly, three more guys "are in there." In Scooby's tape? In where? [I did not skip a single word between this and the above.] WTF?
2 So now, we see that Scooby Williams is both the other guy and that guy. Two guys, one scholarship!
3 As it would be were I on the field.
Hard hitting stuff in three lazy paragraphs drifting into and out of coherence.