Featuring the wit and genius of Mike "Ivy League" Elko
Let's see that opening tease: the grabber, my man.
Irony! A place where few Aggies have gone before let alone even found. Let's go to the source:
Fabulous news, Olin. Not having these guys play is, as you say, "a good thing." But what does articulate Penn scholar Elko have to say about the program, the "real program," which you most assuredly are?
1 Remaining in the same place when you suck is not a good strategy. Ivy. League.
2 Gotta play really well to be really good! IVY. LEAGUE.
Okay, Coach, lay on some insight. Is it good for the culture?
Game prep! Run on to the field! Oooooh! A trophy! All those things. Odd that he doesn't mention extra practices. The Aggies are usually very proud when most of their team shows up for practice, and most of them show up on time. It's a pretty big deal in Aggieland.
Coach, RomaVicta here, tell us what this matchup between (a) big named school(s) (and A&M) means to the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas?
Wow! One wonders which is the greater intellectual achievement, getting into MENSA or graduating on a fooball scholarship from an Ivy League school? Impressive are both to be sure.
Lastly, Coach Elko, in one definitive sentence, can you tell us how this process fits your plans going forward?
I'll take that as a "no."