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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
RomaVicta replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
I saw this last night. I think I'm going to have to cancel my subscription. I dont' see the actual front page, but the on-line page is disgraceful. Their opinion writers remain stuck in the old paradigm. Or, it's the corporate controlled nightmare that just seemed theoretical a few decades ago. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
Gather 'round, Ags. Got some insight for ya. C'mon, William. You're not fooling anybody with the head shot. Mention Bussey? Check. I understand that he's learned how to fly over the summer. Greatest recruit since Bear Bryant nearly killed his team in Junction. Modeling agency standard? Check. And, correct, William, that's not what it was. But what a dreamy thought as you drift off to sleep in the manly man cave mom let you set up in the basement. Quantum mechanics and popularity? Check. Sorta like SchrΓΆdinger's cat. His speed is unknown unless ΓΆbserved. Umlauts all ΓΆver the place. Roma's pronunciation guide for the kids at home. The girls can't stop whispering about the handsome would-be 5-star. Look out, Brauny, he may be dreamier than you! Okay, I'm giving up the question-check thing. It's exhausting. Nobody manages a single catch against the likes of Florida or Bowling Fucking Green (have you heard about how veteran the team was?). The one against Bowling Green was terrific! He punked NMSU. Lars, I like to call him Lars, showed up. Nobody can blame him for not taking over the SEC (EEEEK!) night games that followed. SEC night games. 'Nuff said. Had Collin Klein called the touchdown play, the Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas lay waste to tu. William on blocking. First, the goal: Yes. Good blocking. Great point. Lars should strive for that. Never mind, Lars. You can't do it. They don't exist. May as well try to be a unicorn or conference champion. Crazy talk. And now, William's stream of consciousness excercise. 1 Poor Micah. The girls say he's got the b.o. and a hairy back. Ewwwww! 2 We all wish we could speak to Cole Cubelic. Not with him. He's boring. Somehow that connects to "them" bringing in Riley for Auburn. Either Cubelic or Riley were mauling people. Cubelic actually had to listen to all this. 3 Add an improved Lars! Can you imagine? Lars out their mauling people with Cubelic or Riley in the Auburn game? And Lars would be improved had that happened! 4 What about the football he played against Florida, Bowling Green, and NMSU, William? What about the drops and missed blocks in the terrifying gloom of an SEC night game? Huh? He was evidently a good enough blocker for that. Maybe you can call somebody who works at a fan site that specializes in this sort of thing. 1 Oddly, he doesn't mention how it went. Probably game-winning. 2 I don't know who "they" are, but I'd be surprised to hear (or see, in William's case) anyone say that. "Hey, we are going to throw some jump balls to this dude," remarked Coach Spicolli. I believe William to be correct about Lars and Niblack being problematic. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
Thanks for giving me time to prepare for that. I'm feeling fragile. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
You guys are already killing this. I like how he talks very slowly as though his reasoning is so very subtle that he might lose us. Or maybe it's the only way to hold a waterhead audience. Oh, and he's not whining. He's just concerned about honor. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
Somewhere, PT Barnum is grinning in his grave. Fantastic, life-like detail! Go to the website for the real story. Hurry now if you want to get yours in time to decorate your cubicle down at the insurance office in time for the holidays! T-sips have nothing like it! Whoop! -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
Our #2 #3. The original #3 may slip to #2 #3, and Georgia is right there to become the #1 #3 should that occur. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
And handsome! -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
Somehow, "if he breaks a tackle he might just go all the way" has a different feel under Sarkisian's offense than it did under the Greg Davis regime. Here's a treat from the past. Barking Carnival by Vasherized. Not much I can add to that. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
Looking at 247, we have 9 of the top 50 players in the country. Seems a little greedy. And mean. Viddy well, little brothers. Viddy well. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
What do you mean by "those people?" -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
Can't be too careful. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
Okie dokie. Olin collects the wisdom and articulation of Coach Ivy League Grad. Olin. I feel a theme coming on. Amaze me. Prey. Noun-verb thing. Fairly promising. Compliments. Eat a dick. I've rankled. I "pray" you don't hate me forever. I don't get it. Let's proceed, shall we? Bam! Hunting. Work it, Olin! * At the end of the year, LSU was ranked second! And it was still an upset victory for 10th ranked A&M! Standby for gangsta reversal of mood. Cue Ice Cold Olin: Day-yum. Truth bomb and rhyme. You gotta give me something, bro. This actually reads like writing. Save me, Olin! Roma asks for a miracle. Olin gives him the F B I The Elk. Sooo, Elko displays his thorough knowledge of A&M football history. They were in a totally new position. Starting fast, flying high, and, then, shockingly, the flaming spiral to 8-4. Nobody saw it coming because the dear old Texas Aggies from Texas had never been there before. Didn't handle well or the "right way?" Astounding the world, the Aggies emerged from their heroic victory over the Bowling Green Seniors primed for greatness, and... Like Alanis says, you learn. You "learn" that you play football games to finish a season. Keen insight. Next year, we learn that winning some of them might be important, too. It's a steep learning curve in College Station. Coming up on 90 years. Hunted? Everybody saw A&M as their Super Bowl. Of course. I guess the learn thing works for Elko. He doesn't know how to win a natty like Jimbo does. Olin's got his hooks in this week's theme: Bam! Deduct points for no chip on the shoulder. Shrewd understatement with "a little bit." I Vee League. Sick burn, Olin. tee hee hee, sippie. Time to pump Reed: That LSU victory maybe plays just a little bit too heavily in assessing last year's team, my friend. Why do this to yourself, Olin? Suggesting Reed is Lagwayesque or even superlagwayesque? Really? Lagway's last five games reg season (didn't play us) Winning Reed's Losing Just stop. Nobody wants to trade Lagway for Reed. I skip some of the usual babble to get to this week's Elko Mysterious Sentences and, of course, Olin's big finish: 1 Ad nauseum is not a good thing, you know that don't you? 2 What team? What are you talking about? 3 Have it tatooed on your wrist so you can roll up the long sleeve of your baby nightshirt and see American football. 4 There it is! The annual chip of victory! And it's a strong chip! It's a gym rat chip! Olin brings another one into port. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
RomaVicta replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
They've succeeded in making facts indistinguishable from invention. That'll get 'em shakin' in their boots! -
Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
RomaVicta replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
I'm certainly not predicting they will. This republic tamely dissolves. -
Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
RomaVicta replied to Gil Bang's topic in Cloak Room
If the people don't rise against that, then it's officially over. Masked thugs at the polling place provide undeniable proof of what is happening. If it doesn't provoke mob violence and plenty of blood, then we're lost. -
That's the straight uncut hardstuff. No candycoating.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
Just one play away from being 9-5 and unranked. He's an Aggie all right. Gasp! I like how whoever they're talking about becomes the elected representives of tu. What a bunch of squirrels. -
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
1 Never heard of him. Sounds like a cool story. Tell me about this cat. 2 Don't want any riff-raff talking during the film! 3 Brandon, baby, It's a touching, inspirational (bad signs for those seeking entertainment) film about what? Say the word! 4 Cultural shifts and family military. Ok. Still, what are you talking about? 5 The man himself! "Breaking a color tradition" and the military thing again. 6 Nice vocabulary but not exactly illuminating. Sorta get the idea it has something to do with Negroes. We're in the fourth paragaph here. What did this man do? 7 Excellent distinction, corps vs military. Pointed, perhaps? 8 "Reasonable age" vs Aggie Corps. I think we can see why it took 55 years to publish this story, and even now they can only allude to McElroy's race. 9 Ahh! The first concrete achievement! Clearly Aggies see this as key to how they feel about him. He caught a touchdown pass! 10 So, catching the pass was a personal triumph for him (somehow he shares his personal triumph) and others over their experiences. They won! I can see why it was a big deal. Beating #12 LSU made the Aggies (2-0) undefeated with tons of momentum heading into a battle with #1 Ohio State who then shellacked them 56-13. October came early. No more wins all year with a death march at the end losing to Rice and SMU before #1 Texas shellacked them 52-14. The annals do not mention it, but it's commonly believed that the Aggies proclaimed their narrower margin of defeat against Ohio State proved the Buckeyes were better than tu. Texas was awarded the pre-bowl national championship anyway. 11 Powerful examination that resonates and caltalyzes. We must never forget that touchdown against LSU in the magical tradition-breaking win on the football field! Okay, I googled the guy: -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
RomaVicta replied to texifornia's topic in π€«$9.95π€«
Sydney laying down the pure prose. You speak for all of us to the SEC: The bolded part about the Aggies is one of the great observations you make. I'll only add another bitter pill for 8T4 to swallow. They'll hear this: I can't stand Texas taking over the conference, but at least they're not another A&M. They win and they don't constantly whine. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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And we ain't givin' nobody nuthin' -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Copying and pasting the same outraged posts never gets old.* *For them. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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