Everything posted by Roofle
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Game Atmosphere
Student section seemed to like it when they busted this out in the stadium against TCU. The olds, meanwhile, were quite confused.
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
"Is it muledick?" "Is it piss?"
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The gilded goiter... Beamer gets a statue
Beamer is fucking amazing. Respect the goiter.
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ShaggyTexas Handover
That game thread is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
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Barstool Sports takes Josh Allen out for New York pizza
suck my dick
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Game Atmosphere
This shit pisses me off. Better this week and last week than the Tulsa game, but still ass.
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We are going to win
Maybe we'll beat them by 3.5
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Texas OU set for 11am
I fucking hate mornings and even I think that 11 AM is the right time for this game. Leaving Fair Park last year was an absolute fucking nightmare. Shut the fuck up and wake up at 6 AM, get to the fair early and eat some fucking Fletcher's, then wash it down with (many) a wax cup Shiner and gargle my balls. OU sucks.
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Scuffle at the UT/USC Game: Was This Any Shagsters?
Please tell me that's an Akita reference
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My Texas Experience
I have a cold, cut me a break
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My Texas Experience
I like that I knew it was a bit when I saw that a USC guy was claiming he drove here from California. A USC alum can probably afford the flight, unlike the alums of those academic masterpieces over the DA SECSECSEC.
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My Texas Experience
Yup. Fuck them right in the face.
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Game Atmosphere
Ugh. Fuck that. Guess they were bound to fuck at least something up.
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Game Atmosphere
The band didn't do their usual march in either. They basically came fucking running out of the tunnel. 😕
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Game Atmosphere
The server cutting up ribs with a plastic knife was the highlight of the night. Excited to see him try to work through the steak fajitas they're serving next game.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
He was referencing this post immediately above his:
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We beat USC, guaranteed
Why are you so fucking obsessed with this? You’ll just come back under a sock anyway. Nobody gives a fuck about your stupid bet. We all think you’re a fucking moron.
- We beat USC, guaranteed
- Next Week--Tulsa
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
You are?
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Same shit, different toilet.
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Any Room for Optimism?
I think you’re a fucking idiot
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We beat USC, guaranteed
I sure as shit hope
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We beat USC, guaranteed
I keep coming back to this thread because it is just such a fucking bad take. What the fuck was OP watching today?
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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Offense has AIDS. Defense has AIDS. Why do I kept giving this program money? The only good part of this game was when we got them to serve us beers during the rain delay in the 4th. Fuck me running.