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TriStone

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  1. Every day I get in the queue (too much, Tragic Bus) To get on the bus that takes me to ewe (too much, Tragic Bus)
  2. "Chaos is a ladder." - Tommy Carcetti
  3. This was my thought. It was like Raising Arizona but with a mongoose from hell instead of a warthog. I've never laughed so hard as when she chomped down on Fuches' face.
  4. Given the way their army just charges at their targets, it's possible the ones in front get crushed into the obstacles by the ones behind them.
  5. I hope you keep posting about futureman, because this is riveting stuff.
  6. Tyrion said he was borrowing that magic money from the Lannisters and the Iron Bank. He had money, but he definitely wasn't the richest man in Westeros.
  7. ^^ One of the biggest "go-team" fucktards on the board.
  8. Yes, they'd be too busy screaming "das racist!" at everyone.
  9. The Rs would all be up in arms and calling for blood, and the Ds would all be defending him. The people who post here would be following the party line. With only a few exceptions, the CR is composed almost entirely of hypocrites and "rah-rah-go-team" fucktards, just as our government is.
  10. Just wanted to send a shout out to ya, Calihorn. Nice work today. You really raise the level of debate.
  11. Yep. And that's exactly what they'll do ... just so long as it doesn't hurt them politically. Fucking whores, the lot of them.
  12. You're gonna regret cuz he's the best that's ever been.
  13. Liz: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you on some subconscious level seeing this as me toying with your manhood? Jack: Of course I am, I invented that. Boca 2012 ... you've seen the tapes! Liz: What? No! I-I just-- Jack: You *are* being coached -- by me! Liz: Sorry, Jack, I have to take this. Yes, may I please speak to pizza? Jack: The fake phone call to buy time in an emergency? Classic Donaghy! Liz: OK, fine, you got me. Game over. Jack: No, no. This just levels the playing field. Going mano-a-mano against a real adversary: me. It's the ultimate game: Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off!
  14. I agree that most of these theories are stupid. I was just fucking with you for fun. Although the "Dany becomes the Mad Queen" theory isn't that implausible. Even the Mad King was just The King until he went insane. You never know when the incest-crazy bomb will go off.
  15. Hey Bronn, I need you to head up north and hook up with Jaime, Tyrion, and Podrick, basically your three closest friends in the entire world, and then kill two of them. And since I'm a fucking idiot, here's a couple chests of gold in advance for your troubles. See ya when you get back!
  16. Fify. We get it. He's a shitty recruiter.
  17. It's too hard to come up with just five, but any list is incomplete without Sábado Gigante.
  18. Are you doing a bit or something? That's just retarded.
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