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TriStone

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  1. Your mom blows and no one can stop her.
  2. I think that's mostly due to the site move happening during the offseason. Politics and recruiting are hot topics right now.
  3. Yep, I'm aware. The avatar wasn't chosen by accident.
  4. Nah, they know what they're doing. BM's gonna take the Browns to the Superbowl.
  5. That level of enforcement must have been time-consuming. All that time spent in front of a computer that might otherwise have been spent on a treadmill or stairmaster.
  6. Snowballing is what I believe they call that.
  7. Joined HF sometime around 2001. Never had any issues with the mods since I've always been an infrequent poster and mostly lurk. Moved over to Shaggy because it was funnier. Moved over here because an empty forum isn't funny at all.
  8. College buddy tells me he's got an extra ticket to the game. Like an idiot, I make the logical assumption that he's a Texas fan like every single other person I know. Fuck me for not asking, but it's only when we get into Dallas that he informs me that the tickets are in the Arkansas section. And it's only after the game starts that I realize he's a retarded Arkansas fan and spends the entire game doing that godawful woo pig sui yell they do. That was seriously one of the worst experiences of my life. I simultaneously wanted to die and to kill every person within a 20 yard radius of me. To quote Miracle Max: "Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?"
  9. If a person is so out of touch that they don't sniff him out from a mile away, they kind of deserve whatever happens.
  10. Well, luckily for you, here in America you're free to fuck off at any time you choose.
  11. No, not really. Lil'Jordan is free to walk away from college football whenever he wants.
  12. I don't have a problem with it. The NCAA = slavers bit is retarded, but everyone has the right to their preferred brand of stupid.
  13. No, you stupid fuck. You said "Herman hasn’t shown any signs that he’s better than Charlie was." A winning season and bowl win are signs that he's better than Charlie. If this is an indication of the quality of your future posts, I look forward to your crowdsourcing.
  14. All you "take off your burnt orange goggles" shitheads make me laugh. This team has been spitting and sputtering for damn near a decade and maybe, maybe there's finally a small glimmer of hope for the future, and then one of our own goes on twitter and fires a torpedo broadside into the program's recruiting efforts. Fuck this dude and fuck anyone defending him. He's dead to me.
  15. Connor must've deleted it cuz I don't see it. And fuck aggy, let em have their field day. none of it will make a shit when Clemson comes to town.
  16. Your net isn't wide enough. 1993 to 1998: They're All Gonna Laugh at You! Billy Madison What the Hell Happened to Me? Happy Gilmore The Wedding Singer The Waterboy The last two were the biggest earners in that span. If you don't find all of these hilarious, then congratulations! You're dead inside.
  17. On the other hand, I've never bought one at all. I will bolster your juju by purchasing this year's edition.
  18. Dumbass is also an understatement when describing a person who thinks throwing another freshman QB into action before he's ready is a good idea.
  19. He moved over here but got crowd-sourced pretty quick.
  20. If this Country Force crap is any indication of the quality of future shows, the little Ticket is doomed when the OG hosts start retiring.
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