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Bert Orange

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  1. I’m not going to replace my sweet jerseys
  2. Ok. Cool. Hookem
  3. Ok internet tough guy.
  4. You have a hard on for me today. So fuck off.
  5. I have Carson in FF. He has Diggs and Cook. I’m up 3. This garbage is where I lose.
  6. Love my Tikka CTR in six five. Use it for hunting as well as long range target shooting. Very high quality, versatile rifle at a budget price. You get the best of its sibling at a fraction of the cost.
  7. Going for our (yawn) 10th in a row. Ho hum. Teams do this all the time. I wish we were a good team.
  8. I’m down Conner and OBJ. Well, another playoff loss.
  9. West Virginia the only team favored to win their matchup. OU +14.5 TX +11.5 OSU +8 ISU +4.5 BU +4 TCU - PK WVa -5 When’s the last time our conference had such a shitty outlook for bowl games?
  10. When is Ashton Kutcher going to come out and tell me I’ve been punked? I’m seriously looking for a camera
  11. So where do we/us/ourselves* sit now? * Houston
  12. Michael Carmine. The quintessential muscle prick. No better a role for him than *Batteries Not Included
  13. Money Pit Great Outdoors Both make me chuckle
  14. I used the playoff simulator per the above. It said Texans won the tiebreaker based on “common opponent win percentage”
  15. First time I’ll have a chance to witness the Sugar Bowl live. Missed my chance against Va Tech. Flights and hotel booked So if I’m buying tickets, are there benefits to the Loge/Club? Are there full cash bars in the stadium? Need to know where to prioritize seating.
  16. Damn autocorrect. Bike sounds cooler. So I’m going to roll with it.
  17. X-ray today at vet showed it was passing through her intestines. Asked we come back again tomorrow to see how it was progessing. Then today at 3:15, BAM!! Puked up a bike covered sock. Thank goodness.
  18. Ok. Cool. Hookem.
  19. Yep
  20. Nope. I’d rather it not. Win on our own merits. OU should always lose.
  21. <finds self suddenly in passenger seat of a runaway cart> ”Laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind” ”Girls don’t want no scrubs. Fuck it. I’m out”
  22. Bailey ate another fucking sock last night that fell out of my wife’s arms on a laundry haul. Like split second she was on it like a fly on shit. Wife couldn’t get it from her before she wolfed it down. First sock she threw up. This one still in there. Getting concerned. Damn Laundrydoodle
  23. Emergency CD music
  24. That’s an ugly ass. I like the throwback hood.
  25. And I can’t recommend enough the 20-30 year aged balsamic vinegar tasting at the Terraces. Wine just OK. But that balsamic..
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