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Zhorn96

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  1. 100% guaranteed that guy has buttfucked more than 1 chicken in his life
  2. seriously, I don’t need to wake up to this shit. I’m looking for Aggie tears not salad tossing, you fucking assholes
  3. I like to say a healthy fuck you to Davante Adams, Diontae Johnson, Fucking Waddle and horseface Travor Lawrence. Thats my playoffs completely shit on. Need a 50 point miracle from McCaffrey to have a prayer.
  4. you cant spell "Violently buttfucked" without "Geoff Ketchum ate all the Christmas ham"
  5. Let me get this straight… Landon is the best in the business, Wells is one of the best… what does that make Ketch? Looch? Anwar? CHIP BROWN?!?!? this shit is confusing
  6. Haven’t heard any specific whispers with him but it wouldn’t surprise me. He’s not a #1 at a big time school IMO but he’s be an excellent piece in a top end WR room. Decent size, thick for a WR, good but not elite speed, good hands, good route runner. Had the other teams top CB on him for the last 2 years and still pulled 60 balls a year in awful to so-so offenses.
  7. Is a good player… didn’t get utilized super well and wants to get showcased in his final year. Feels like a #3 wr at a school like Texas. A poor man’s AD Mitchell
  8. I was going to say "Missing the family sheep getting buttfucked in the living room" but yeah, your version works too
  9. At least IT has some entertainment value because Nahlin is such an asshole. Compare it to Orangebloods… OB is just Ketch going all Jabba on a 10,000 gallon tub full of cheap pasta and Anwar verbally masturbating his bad takes into some sort of Bizarro reality
  10. hey Ketch, here are some fun facts you may be interested in
  11. Hey! Be nice to Ketch, he has been training hard. Here is video proof that he is working to win that next cage match.
  12. Yeah, that’s the fugliest one there. absolutely terrifying
  13. Show some respect. That dude in the middle isn't just judging some quality meat, he is hammering some really really heinous Aggie pussy so that someone else doesn't have to. Doing a lot more than just "Ag Science". We should be thanking him. But not that little dude on the right. he scares the shit out of me and I'm 87% sure he has killed one or more puppies.
  14. Quickest way to empty your pipes... Double meat bowl or anything from the Taco Bell?
  15. that should improve their offensive output by tens of yards
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