Everything posted by Grande Mart
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Could You Move to a Small Town
"Radio said there's a Johnny Law in Estelline You know 287 ain't never been a free ride" Cooder Graw
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I've been thinking about this quote from Dr. Zhivago a lot over the last year - "Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: [narrating; on World War I] By the second winter, the boots had worn out... but the line still held. Even Comrade Lenin underestimated both the anguish of that 900-mile long front... as well our own cursed capacity for suffering. Half the men went into action without any arms... irregular rations... led by officers they didn't trust. Officer: [to soldiers] Come on, you bastards! Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: And those they did trust... Pasha: [leaps out of the trench and begins leading his men in a charge] Come on, Comrades! Forward, comrades! Earth-shakers! [an artillery shell explodes in front of him; he falls to the ground, and the soldiers retreat to their trench] Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: Finally, when they could stand it no longer, they began doing what every army dreams of doing... [the soldiers begin to leave their trenches] Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: They began to go home. That was the beginning of the Revolution." That tweet about not having enough people survive to pass on lessons reminds me of what happened to the officers, like Pasha, that the men trusted in that quote. I keep hoping the Russian soldiers will do what they did in WWI and say fuck this, kill any officers that try to stop them, and just go home.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Has Michael got into the blow again?
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NFL week 17 / Bills DB Damar Hamlin seriously injured, taken away via ambulance- MNF game suspended
Yep, I took a CPR course recently and was taught that you should focus on chest compressions, and try to get help as fast as possible, Also "Staying Alive" was mentioned as the beat to use. It's also exhausting to continually do chest compressions so it's good if more than one can take turns.
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We're Going Bowling!!!
Shoulda flew the Horns at the top of the Hemisfair tower like Seattle flies their 12th man flag on top of the Space Needle
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Rando Bowl Appreciation Thread..lawn equipment, chips, tires (doing tire things), mufflers, fast food places galore
That was one of the funniest things I've seen all day when they obviously missed that his knee was down and just kept digging down deeper
- #2 Texas vs #17 Illinois 6pm on ESPN - Game Day!
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Kansas vs ksu. Sunflower state showdown
Can't wait until Brando starts talking about Jay Mohr
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Make a kid walk .5 mile home = child endangerment. We have lost our fucking minds.
I walked .9 miles home from Oak Dale Elementary. 0.7 if we risked going down the alley with the scary dog
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I think Worthy must’ve fucked his girl. The solution is for him to wear women’s undergarments under his uniform
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Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN
I bet he doesn't get Renee Zellweger and Jay (Chris) Mohr confused
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Tim Brando sounds like someone shot his dog in front of him.
Someone photoshop a face of "Chris" Mohr onto Renee Zellweger's body
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Tim Brando sounds like someone shot his dog in front of him.
Tim Brando jacks off to a poster of Jay Mohr in his bedroom
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Texas vs. West Virginia - 6:30pm on FS1
Jay Mohr is gonna be my new guess on everything
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Texas vs. West Virginia - 6:30pm on FS1
I'm still giggling uncontrollably about Chris Mohr
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The James Webb Space Telescope Thread
Imagine how many people out there right now are fuckin' man. Just goin' at it.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Lol, I think they pretty much did the opposite of succeeding
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Might want to mention that Claude is about 20 miles downwind of Pantex when that North wind kicks in.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
You just summed up this war perfectly
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K-State at Texas -- LHN 7:30pm CT -- Tues Jan. 18th
Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
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Cowboys vs 49ers: Wild Card Round
After many years of discussion with my therapist, I have come to realize it was Grimace's fault
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Cowboys vs 49ers: Wild Card Round
Me too, I was six years old and had learned to love the Cowboys that season. I had gotten a bunch of Cowboys stuff for Christmas that year and was pumped. Some dumbass kid invited me to a birthday party at McDonald's during the game and my mom made me go. I set up all my Cowboys stuff on the couch to watch the game for me. We heard the catch on the radio driving home from the party and I got home to find some of my stuff had been knocked off the couch by the dog. I blamed myself. It was traumatic.
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Cool photo of DKR on Thanksgiving Day in 1940
That was a little more than a year before Pearl Harbor. Lots of people in that pic were not long away from service in WWII. Gave even more meaning to Texas Memorial Stadium.
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OU vs Nebraska 11:00am Fox
dumbass sooner, shoulda let it go out of bounds
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OU vs Nebraska 11:00am Fox
Ha ha, dumbass sooner. shoulda just knocked it down.