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Grande Mart

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  1. Then i quickly found out you could look at nekkid ladies on there
  2. I started at UT in Fall 1993. I remember the first day of class Professor says you will need to go get this off the internet. I looked around at everyone else, too embarassed to admit I had no clue what the fuck the internet was.
  3. yeah, I live in Portland metro, and winters suck- driving to work in the dark and coming home in the dark, plus it's rainy and all that. But the summers are awesome. Long summer evenings with plenty of daylight. Decent summer temps, no 4 consecutive months of 110 degree temperatures every day. So it balances out.
  4. I also drunkenly tumbled down the steps in the aisle when Chance Mock led us to victory over Texas Tech. Once again in the student section, although I wasn't then still a student.
  5. I remember going pretty crazy in the student section when this happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7nSNJiF-m8&ab_channel=trivinity
  6. One thing about early Mack Brown in the early 2000's. We'd lose in a catastrophic fashion to ou then run the table. Our lack of big 12 championships, while not Texas standard, is more a fluke of the Big 12 structure at the time when the big 12 south champ played a pushover in the championship game. Mack did build us back up to when Texas was truly "Back" with Rodrique Wright rumbling 65 yard into the end zone aginst ou, That moment was when I knew we were what Texas should be. This game against K state feels like a fork in the road, either we are still in people casually joking about Texas being back territory, or we are in, "oh shit, Texas is back, hope they screw it up like they did last time, otherwise we are fucked" territory
  7. All i have to say is Fuck K state and the combine they rode in on.
  8. Tech vs ASU - the STD shootout!
  9. Well, Cal shouldn't have gotten their ass spanked by Tech in the Holiday bowl that year if they wanted to have a legitimate argument that they got screwed over.
  10. Did herbie just draw a dick on the screen when they were talking about Madden and the telestrator?
  11. Crazy Mary I believe. Definitely Drag worms in the 90's, the younger ones liked to call themselves gutter punks
  12. Holy shit, you're right. What the fuck was I thinking Littlefield fountain
  13. I always wondered why they were going the wrong way past the littlefield fountain if they were headed to the stadium.
  14. I was the same way in the first half, we had two penalties one delay of game on purpose to give us more room to punt, and one hold on the punt that didn't really matter no sloppy penalties
  15. I was kinda hoping for roll left on that for old times sake
  16. I loved how Herbie called him out for going too deep on the rush and leaving the lane open earlier then when he played it better on the sack Herbie didn't say shit
  17. She was gorgeous
  18. Flatter than a tabletop Makes you wonder why they stopped here Wagon must have lost a wheel or they lacked ambition one On the great migration west Separated from the rest Though they might have tried their best They never caught the sun So they sunk some roots down in the dirt To keep from blowin' off the earth Built a town around here And when the dust had all but cleared They called it Levelland, the pride of man In Levelland
  19. I remember it this way too. Sounds bizarre but Baylor was trying hard to jump on the coattails of Texas to the PAC and leave Colorado left behind. Colorado moved first to eliminate any chance of that possibility. They are kinda like your dog that runs out and hops in the truck and sits there for hours before everyone else is readuy to go to make sure they aren't being left behind.
  20. I have an old Randall Knife, but I broke a half an inch off trying to stick it in a tree
  21. Woopdie fucking Doo Tennessee. Not the first name or even 2nd, 3rd, or 4th name I thought of when I found out we were going to the SEC. But yeah, Rocky Top is cool and all, although I never heard anyone from the Texas perspective say anything about "who is the real UT?", so that might just be one of their hangups. ok , cool, hook 'em
  22. Dallas is a rich man with a death wish in his eye
  23. Cultural and physical geography talk not going away Dallas is a woman who will walk on you when you're down, but when you are up, she's the kind you want to take around
  24. I remember drunkenly tumbling down the steps in the aisle of the student section when we scored the go ahead TD against Tech in the Chance Mock game, we had been drinking whiskey in our cokes all game, and I don't remember much else of that game. My girlfriend, now wife, was not impressed, but I guess she forgave me. I wasn't even still a student, but had a friend who was a grad student that got us a block of student tickets or something. Those were the days. Cool story, bro I guess
  25. that was a strike. I don't know if any of y'all noticed
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