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Grande Mart

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  1. Hmmm, I wonder why ( Speaking as a gluttonous fatass)
  2. mmmmm, Susanna Hoffs walk like an egyptian with no clothes on
  3. What's the first x-rated prompt you fuckers are gonna give that?
  4. I was in 5th grade and remember an office lady coming in to tell our teacher.
  5. Love kicking sooner ass in their own mobile home
  6. All b's should be pronounced like s
  7. Nah, just wearing his whitey tighties, scratching his ass, with no shirt and his gut hanging out over his shriveled package
  8. https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2024/01/portland-teacher-bob-recounts-finding-alaska-airlines-door-in-yard.html Got a good real world example to use in his Physics class
  9. He reminds me so much of Captain Sobel in Band of Brothers in that GIF.
  10. Grande Mart

    NFL- Week 18

    Lol at the guy casually leaning against the goal post during that awesome catch
  11. Sounds like when I go skiing
  12. https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2024/01/door-in-alaska-airlines-accident-believed-to-have-fallen-over-beaverton-publics-help-sought-in-finding-the-key-evidence.html They are looking for the plug near my neighborhood. I haven't noticed it in my backyard though. Lot's of tall Doug Firs though, might be up there somewhere.
  13. I wonder this every time
  14. Are you the lady that can perfectly judge measurements on the allstate commercial?
  15. FUCK YEAH!
  16. I think it was a fumble
  17. Nice drive
  18. Eminem sucks
  19. It's really impressive how good at judging measurements Nana is
  20. Watching the halftime show
  21. Not sure if Penn State should use the tagline "Coming together, to impact the world"
  22. As a Texas expatriate in Oregon, all this Whataburger talk is making me homesick
  23. They're gonna need a bigger sword
  24. Every time they turn the ball over they add another dick to the bag
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