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Grande Mart

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  1. I think Worthy must’ve fucked his girl. The solution is for him to wear women’s undergarments under his uniform
  2. I bet he doesn't get Renee Zellweger and Jay (Chris) Mohr confused
  3. Someone photoshop a face of "Chris" Mohr onto Renee Zellweger's body
  4. Tim Brando jacks off to a poster of Jay Mohr in his bedroom
  5. Jay Mohr is gonna be my new guess on everything
  6. I'm still giggling uncontrollably about Chris Mohr
  7. Imagine how many people out there right now are fuckin' man. Just goin' at it.
  8. Lol, I think they pretty much did the opposite of succeeding
  9. Might want to mention that Claude is about 20 miles downwind of Pantex when that North wind kicks in.
  10. Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
  11. After many years of discussion with my therapist, I have come to realize it was Grimace's fault
  12. Me too, I was six years old and had learned to love the Cowboys that season. I had gotten a bunch of Cowboys stuff for Christmas that year and was pumped. Some dumbass kid invited me to a birthday party at McDonald's during the game and my mom made me go. I set up all my Cowboys stuff on the couch to watch the game for me. We heard the catch on the radio driving home from the party and I got home to find some of my stuff had been knocked off the couch by the dog. I blamed myself. It was traumatic.
  13. That was a little more than a year before Pearl Harbor. Lots of people in that pic were not long away from service in WWII. Gave even more meaning to Texas Memorial Stadium.
  14. dumbass sooner, shoulda let it go out of bounds
  15. Ha ha, dumbass sooner. shoulda just knocked it down.
  16. This was one of the things that pissed me off the most last night. Some fucker hits the QB way after the whistle and our line was too scared of them to do shit about it.
  17. I'm a Caprock Longhorn, so I think Sandies blow
  18. But a 40 oz from Grande Mart for $1.83 in a paper sack always tasted so sweet
  19. Cultural geography talk not going away
  20. As close as I'll ever get to heaven is making speed up ole 87, that hard Amarillo highway
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