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ABSR

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  1. They were heard yelling LeeeeeRoooooooy Jenkinsovvvvvvv!!!! as they ran across the open field.
  2. ... and a smile!
  3. This seems unreasonable and made up. A quick search seems to support my belief, but I am willing to believe. Can you show your sources?
  4. Everyone knows how to get out. It just takes an hour to get there.
  5. Agree. Now if it was Live Oaks...get a rope!
  6. No, it's more like when it says no trucks in the left lane and someone decides that it should apply to others, but not his big rig so he parks his 18-wheeler in the left lane.
  7. Coming from Henry Hill, this is high praise!
  8. ABSR

    Shit My Kid Says

    “Have you talked to Mommy before her morning coffee?”
  9. “After the Polish man told me that I said ‘Hey, Pollock, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” -Scholz
  10. Me and three or more crows would murder those crabs.
  11. Arrested Development
  12. Tell me when it is completely gentrified so I can know it is okay to visit the “hood”.
  13. There are approximately 13,000-14,000 cadets at the four service academies who would all have been required to be vaccinated. We now have one (tragic) death of one of them that we do not know the cause of without further examination. From my research (earlier posts in this thread), it is obvious that it is due to the COVID vaccine he was required to get. Case Closed!
  14. That and the fact that is a gas turbine engine (Jet engine) versus internal combustion engine, which none of the Ukrainian tank mechanics are trained on for repair, maintenance etc.
  15. The Russians are already on it.
  16. You'll never be able to tell the difference. He will, but you won't.
  17. That's just Nicole being Business As Usual.
  18. The vaginal microbiome, starry Pauly Shore. "Smells like fish in here, buddddyyyyy."
  19. ABSR

    Tiger Orgy(Rumor)

    Choo Choo MF’ers.
  20. To a Russian, Nazi means anyone that opposes their will and desire to invade, rape, kill and conquer them. So a "Boogeyman" who opposes Russia conquering them.
  21. Spurs game? Show a little class.
  22. But can it treat my horses worm issue?
  23. ABSR

    Shit My Kid Says

    I would have just rubbed one out, and then asked for my iPad back.
  24. Or better, let's tell him it is hung level, but the fireplace bricks were placed crooked. Will never NOT see that when looking at it in the future.
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