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ABSR

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  1. Agree. Now if it was Live Oaks...get a rope!
  2. No, it's more like when it says no trucks in the left lane and someone decides that it should apply to others, but not his big rig so he parks his 18-wheeler in the left lane.
  3. Coming from Henry Hill, this is high praise!
  4. ABSR

    Shit My Kid Says

    “Have you talked to Mommy before her morning coffee?”
  5. “After the Polish man told me that I said ‘Hey, Pollock, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.” -Scholz
  6. Me and three or more crows would murder those crabs.
  7. Arrested Development
  8. Tell me when it is completely gentrified so I can know it is okay to visit the “hood”.
  9. There are approximately 13,000-14,000 cadets at the four service academies who would all have been required to be vaccinated. We now have one (tragic) death of one of them that we do not know the cause of without further examination. From my research (earlier posts in this thread), it is obvious that it is due to the COVID vaccine he was required to get. Case Closed!
  10. That and the fact that is a gas turbine engine (Jet engine) versus internal combustion engine, which none of the Ukrainian tank mechanics are trained on for repair, maintenance etc.
  11. The Russians are already on it.
  12. You'll never be able to tell the difference. He will, but you won't.
  13. That's just Nicole being Business As Usual.
  14. The vaginal microbiome, starry Pauly Shore. "Smells like fish in here, buddddyyyyy."
  15. ABSR

    Tiger Orgy(Rumor)

    Choo Choo MF’ers.
  16. To a Russian, Nazi means anyone that opposes their will and desire to invade, rape, kill and conquer them. So a "Boogeyman" who opposes Russia conquering them.
  17. Spurs game? Show a little class.
  18. But can it treat my horses worm issue?
  19. ABSR

    Shit My Kid Says

    I would have just rubbed one out, and then asked for my iPad back.
  20. Or better, let's tell him it is hung level, but the fireplace bricks were placed crooked. Will never NOT see that when looking at it in the future.
  21. Unless there is some magical unaccompanied minor plane that shows up to carry them to their destination when everyone else does not have a plane, then almost assuredly there are. And very likely indignant Karen like parents blaming everyone but themselves for shipping off the kiddos alone during the busiest travel time of the year after watching the 3-day news flood about the impending winter weather issue. Sucks for the kids though.
  22. Hey, we realize that to you this means giving 20 blow jobs, but that is a lot of vitriol for only $200. 😁
  23. Wow, they are so cheap they even get a Knock off Mariah Carey.
  24. If you are having a Surly gathering, why was I not invited?
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