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BottleRocket

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  1. My father-in-law just moved to Gains Ranch in Southwest Austin for around $4k /mo for a independent living unit. It’s nice. No nursing but meals included. Lots of activities and social interaction.
  2. Then you should consider changing your avatar. If you end up getting an IPad, I’ve been really happy with my zagg Bluetooth keyboard that doubles as a case.
  3. I downloaded ATT Call Protect app but it looks like you need at least an Iphone 8. App said I couldn't proceed because I didn't have 'digital voice' activated.
  4. I have a buddy that was a Navy JAG officer that volunteered for two tours of duty in Dessert Storm. He always joked that he was in it for the lifetime $2 bourbon and cokes at the local VFW.
  5. 1. Report you identity stolen 2. Buy high end stuff and ship it to a Amazon locker in Odessa. Pick it up using his one-off name 3. Profit
  6. Why don’t you man up Asssman and go fuck his shit up? Asssman.
  7. It’s blowing sideways here in southwest Austin. And by “it” I mean hot air.
  8. Thirty ain’t old.
  9. Your mom was charging $80 for 60 minutes but I only needed 5 so threw her $10 and said keep the change. But yeah... fantastic TV for several decades.
  10. Wear rubber gloves, goggles, and a smock because that can get nasty pulling the snake back in. Poo flinging spectacular. A poo flinging war in which you are certainly the looser. Shit-tastic. Poo-rific. Enjoy.
  11. $26 from Amazon General Pipe Cleaners R-25SM Spin Thru Drain Auger with 1/4-Inch by 25-Feet Cable
  12. I’m bothered that the panic bar didn’t open the back door eh. The Mounties need to look see into that eh. You know?
  13. Fuck no. Raising Arizona is perfect.
  14. Do you know why girls don't drink beer on the beach?.... they get sand in their Schlitz. ba-doom-ding ... Seriously though, How is your laptop not getting destroyed by all of that windblown salt air and sand? One hotel not being mentioned is the Harbor House at Pier 21. I stayed there last week and the rooms are very nice and the location provides quick access to all the restaurants near the Strand.
  15. What then?
  16. If you end up buying that pump with the filter that you need, I recommend that you keep the pump just in case. The pump in my machine went out last month and I was able to replace it in about two hours using YouTube as my guide. Damn near had to take the whole thing apart to get to it.
  17. I went to red rocks in 1986 to see Jimmy Buffett. This was the road in back then.
  18. less than 5 minutes of internetting: $35 https://www.ebay.com/itm/OEM-Whirlpool-Washing-Machine-Water-Pump-WPW10730972-W10730972/253701098108?epid=2075679940&hash=item3b11c38a7c:g:33UAAOSwcOVbKsCO
  19. I saw the Eagles in San Antonio around 1994 with one legged Mike from Paris, Texas. Mike had spent a few years inside the grey walls of Huntsville. They said Mike, it’s your lucky day - we’re getting you a new leg and you get to pick the color!” Mike surveyed the medical brochure and pointed at the brown leg. They said “Mike, what the hell you want with a Mexican leg?” Mike thought it would be great if it looked like he had a tan year round. The Fucking Eagles man.
  20. Zelle looks like a good option. Thanks guys!
  21. The rent house is in a LLC with other investments. The bank account is with Wells Fargo. I’m assuming she’s going for points but it could be the convenience. If it is just convenience she could set up a auto bill pay through her bank. Checks are becoming a thing of the past, but we aren't just going to eat a transaction fee.
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