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Kavinsky

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  1. I bent over to pick up my phone charger and fired off what I had expected to be your typucal post Sunday dinner assbiscuit. Without any warning or provocation, a brown bank bag went off in my drawers. My wife entered the bedroom as I was cowboy walking to the shitter and after 11 years of marriage and 2 kids she's grown desensitized to my farts but this foul miasma caused her to let out a "WHAT THE FUCK!?" Next time I order pad thai, I'll avoid "thai hot"
  2. I'm 34 and own a dozen guns. I haven't needed them up until now. However, my daughter will start dating in about ten years
  3. Did you join the posse in search of the servant girl annihilator?
  4. Launching missile during nuke talks? Just glass those fuckers already
  5. Topped the generator off with sea foam and gas last night. Then had a "Tim the toolman Taylor" dad moment when I doused the shit out of the carb with starter fluid and fired that fucker up leaving my driveway to look like spicolis van had opened up
  6. Wrap the line in your meter box with old towels or blankets
  7. Today sucks but its been a better october than last year, lest we forget
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