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Kavinsky

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  1. I work in software/elec engineering. I hear frequent nasally "goddammits" and "ah fucks" mixed with some shit in hindi that I can only interpret as vulgar Meanwhile I'm in my cubicle...
  2. I feel conflicted, theres a lot of sneks being sent to their rightful place in hell
  3. He did more with 36 years than most of us would do with 100 Vaya con dios
  4. My weekend plans have changed
  5. I was told that black people were made by putting on a Barry White album in the bedroom
  6. Fear not, Hackney's best are clearing the streets of said violent weapons
  7. The 2nd coming of Christ has commenced in NW Hays Co. Repent
  8. BATTEN THE HATCHES, THE RED RAIDERS ARE COMING TO THE FINAL FOUR!!!!
  9. No. But I think I've got a few Hustlers that I intercepted from the Senator's mail room if you don't mind a few pages stuck together. (As tradition, Larry Flint mails an issue to each member of Congress)
  10. Story time. I interned on the Hill my soph year of college. One of my roommates interned for Sheila Jackson Lee. Following elections, all the house offices scramble to find a better office with outgoing members leaving offices to open up. My roommate was tasked with cleaning out SJL's office and found her diaphragm.
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