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Reese Bennett

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  1. Alabama had to hire a linguist to translate the Southern patois for the new coach and all the staff coming from the PNW.
  2. Two of those are not like the others.
  3. I can't believe that guy was hired by anyone, much less THE Ohio State, who I now think of as spaghetti aggy.
  4. Akina coming back is great. He's a classic, just like the theme from Rawhide.
  5. Yeah, most of the time comparisons are stupid. What can be said is that the 2024 WR group looks much better now than they did on January 2.
  6. Granted. Still, Saban is in his 70s and Sark's smart enough to have some contingency plans in place in case the guy did leave and probably understood that whether it be in 2024, 2025, or 2026, this would be the time of year it would happen. At least, I hope Sark's smart enough to think through those possibilities.
  7. User name checks out: Napoleon has a complex.
  8. Williams visiting aggy is clearly a set up. After all, with the amazing work he's done in the portal and rebuilding the roster, Elko is the prime candidate for Bama with Wiggins going with him. Ever the aggy though, Elko is set to hurt Texas on the way out by grabbing Gideon as his DC.
  9. So let me get this straight: with Saban leaving Bama, the rumors are Harbaugh going to the NFL, Lanning leaving Oregon for Bama, Family man leaving LSU for Oregon or Michigan with probably another major coach being poached for whatever job is left open. That means that we may have 4-5 top tier schools with their entire rosters portal curious. It's a great day to be a Longhorn.
  10. Is the retirement news legit?
  11. I like the Beaver guy better.
  12. I don't want the Falcons drafting another one of our generational players. Nobis deserved better and Bijan deserves better.
  13. Football from a white land.
  14. I'm blaming myself because I wore my favorite Texas cap to watch the game. I haven't worn it all year and in previous years, it was bad luck and cost us games. But I thought the curse was broken and I wanted to wear it more so I gambled and put it on. Now, I plan on burning it.
  15. Yeah, but they say tu like some dumbass 4th grader trying to impress the 2nd graders. However, we use aggy ironically and from a position of moral and intellectual superiority. It's also a great shortcut to identify poseurs on this board as no true aggy could ever write aggy.
  16. Well, the guy was dumb and loyal, so it fits.
  17. Elko starts every sentence with "Yeah..."
  18. Why does #75 have a tail? What the fuck is that? (See FG attempt.)
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