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Texzilla58

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  1. The AI bots on Reddit will ban you for typing his name.
  2. Devin Hester made. Darren did not. Thats some bullshit.
  3. Devin Hester makes the HoF and Darren Woodson does not. I guess next will be a fair catch specialist and kickoff ball holder on windy day guy.
  4. I’m thinking maybe we get the arrival of the Alaskan Crowes, along with the ghost of Dewey Crowe.
  5. I like the everyone plays strategery. I went to a family thing and the black bean salsa had replaced the avocado with chopped mango and it was tits. She made a huge batch for snacking on later and didn’t want brown yucky avocado fucking shit up. She had guac anyway, which she made in small batches to again avoid the black shit.
  6. The keys to great sausage balls are in avoiding the dreaded Bisquick dry hard scone effect, while getting moistness without excessive greasiness. Jimmy Dean hot of course. The cheese should be freshly grated as the preshredded stuff has anticaking agents that can fuck up your balls. I like chopped onions or green onions and jalapeños in mine. I also add some cream cheese for a moister product.
  7. I’m thinking bacon wrapped pizza rolls
  8. I like my CFS with cream gravy, ketchup, and cholula. A cousin taught me that when I was a kid. Dad always put the hot sauce on gravy. So I did both.
  9. Yep. Never thought jb Smoove was funny. Ever. But shit, right now Larry ain’t funny either.
  10. The show is missing the best symbolism from S1. Alexandra Daddario’s perfect tits. Instead we got Jodie Foster porking the old dude.
  11. I’m not a Leon fan. The dick dial is a joke I’ve heard since buttdialing started. I lived this show for years and its second incarnation after the hiatus just hasn’t measured up to the extraordinary greatness of the first seasons.
  12. The issue is that Rex is the one massaging your feet.. I don’t think that’s a good business model. I believe he has a tattoo of his wife wearing a mark sanchez jersey.
  13. I go back to early days of ESPN in 1980. Chris Berman has annoyed me for 43 fucking years.
  14. I don’t think she was in the hospital. I’m not sure of her timeline but I think she was in recovery or might have still been in treatment. Still shitty. That woman has stood by him thru all his nonsense going back to junior high.
  15. Jerry trying to get an interview with buddy Ryan thru Rex. He’s also interviewing wink Martindale. Another fossil. I don’t think anyone wants to come here with fat Mike on a one year deal. Next will probably be JubJub or that Hello Ben car wreck lawyer.
  16. Rex fucking Ryan interviewing for dc with Jerry. We already had his brother here fucking up.
  17. Looks great. You can be lazy and just make a meat loaf out of that.
  18. The stories of their nights out are just cringe. It’s like they just took their first trip to Winstar. In sure Corby will have a “a girl in the elevator asked if I wanted a blow job!” The whole crew should be taken out of town to one of the brothels for our entertainment as they fail to get laid.
  19. This is funnier than this ep. The whole superstar status of the bad star of his show. Using the water to Smoove mom as a cheap whine about voter suppression when she could have just done early voting. Whom he had just had a huge fight with about his glasses. It’s now just a caricature of the greatness the show used to be.
  20. And yet, after being beaten half to death, she gets cleaned up and goes out with Danvers to the dredge with zero evidence she’s probably got six broked ribs.
  21. Why do you need a foundation to do this. Just give your money to st Jude. They already know what to do with it. No patient pays. Hard to beat free Brett
  22. His super hot wife should have left his ass and taken a shitpile of his money. She has stood by his sorry self thru his drunk years, his opioid addict years, and his playoff garbage. He’s sending dick pics while she’s fighting cancer. He can eat a bag of dicks.
  23. He has tons of sage advice.
  24. They finished E6 and decided to end it all
  25. Supposedly Jerry had a grass field for ATT that was going to be for Mexican soccer but I don’t think it ever got used.
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