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The Original Greaser Bob

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Everything posted by The Original Greaser Bob

  1. Yeah, quick solutions would be appreciated. I'm not too good with the apps or the rabbit ears.
  2. And baking and birdwatching and some other shit probably help them retain cognitive function better than games.
  3. Stephen King. Although he's the only resident of Maine I've ever heard of.
  4. He was never really an Eagle in my book, either.
  5. Big Tent for Nice Guys. Would be nice for him to get more exposure.
  6. Sunday Best about Ed Sullivan was pretty good. Didn't know a lot about the man.
  7. "N---Is you taking notes on a highly fuckin' confidential Defcon 1 situation?"
  8. At the very least some inside jokes. I would have had the SAC commander scarfing down the mentos gum.
  9. House of Dynamite Lots of wasted opportunities on this one: "One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’ concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings."
  10. The more I think of it the more I realize how much I like "war as a backdrop" flicks. From Here to Eternity, Bridge Over the River Kwai, Paths of Glory, Breaker Morant. "We shot them under Rule 303."
  11. Now I'm in.
  12. I have. Better idea on paper than in execution. Would have been fantastic if Larry David created and produced.
  13. Everything is so retarded. Took the dog fora walk during the fourth quarter. Turned on Stanford Miami when I got back. Not sure if I caught the overtime live or just recorded on youtubetv.
  14. Oh bullshit. MSU is ass. We are just assier.
  15. Ah, we've lulled them into a sense of having confidence about their own defense!
  16. I'm starting to get a bit concerned about the level of this team.
  17. what a waste of a great first name.
  18. I'm stoked! We're going to murder these hayseeds.
  19. Sympathy often looks like condescension to the person getting the sympathy. The critique of the Dems is not that they don't have sympathy. It's that they can't relate. Those alleged crimes don't warrant the Dems having to have the Dotard as their President. But they do help to explain some of the strategic and tactical missteps. [I had no idea people hated on transsexuals I was at a rehearsal dinner and there was one guy -- of all the guests -- who was obsessed with this issue. Yep. You guessed it. That guy was a fisherman.]
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