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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Mitch Cumsteen replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
I'll take things that run through Lubbock for $200, Alex: What is the transfer portal? -
San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Mitch Cumsteen replied to ztejas's topic in Basketball
The December clouds were as grey as an extinguished fire. The cheers from earlier that night had long since faded as the Spurs completed a painful and unfathomable one win November. The players and staff had gone home. The lockerrom was eerily quiet and empty. Finally alone, Pop, Mary Bet and the Coyote wondered in silence how everything had gone to hell. The Coyote locked his lecherous psychedelic green eyes first onto Pop and then onto Mary Bet. For just that brief moment, they held each others gaze in a lust fueled cross eyed triad. The Coyote could feel something stirring deep inside of him, an awakening within that he hadn't felt in a long time, perhaps not since Al Sturchio was put out to pasture. He felt his heart racing as if it was going to burst through his number 2! jersey, the tension building like the bulge in his pantsless costume. Mary Bet took a hit off of her weed pen then slyly opened her arms out to both of them. There was one beat of knowing silence when Pop whipped out his throbbing rock hard 14 inch cock and uttered those words they all had been waiting to hear, "I want some nasty." -
San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Mitch Cumsteen replied to ztejas's topic in Basketball
Trae Young would be Michael jordan if he played the spurs every night. Spurs are lucky they only play twice a year. They are going to lose this but not a bad game all things considered. -
Game Week Thread Game Week 13, 2023: Texas v OSU championship edition
Mitch Cumsteen replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
True but still not drunk enough to forget. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Mitch Cumsteen replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Not saying you're wrong, but Sanders was an early enrollee and didn't hardly see the field at TE (mostly played special teams) his true freshman year. Outside of QB, I'd bet TE is the position with the steepest learning curve in this offense. I am skeptical of a true freshman contributing there in any meaningful way. -
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moar! Jon Hamm in leading role...Fargo S5
Mitch Cumsteen replied to mchookem's topic in Movies and TV
That cliffhanger... I'm already regretting not waiting until the end and binging this, but I can't wait for next week. -
Didn't he get demoted by Saban after like half a season with his first DC job?
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DL coach to DC isn't the common path. Usually it's the DB or even LB coach. Why is he even qualified to call a defense? His skillset is recruiting, no? Is he much beyond a bagman? Those guys up front haven't lived up to their rankings anyway and they had another DL coach as well in Terry Price. You give him a co-DC title under a head coach like Elko who does the play calling and eventually you can get a head job. There are similar position coaches known for their recruiting who have moved up without ever being real coordinators.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Mitch Cumsteen replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Between all the money Rhule got paid for not coaching Carolina and his crazy escalators at Nebraska designed to circumvent that offset, he can go buy whatever qb he wants. -
THE College Football Playoff Rankings Thread [MICH,WASH,TEX,ALA]
Mitch Cumsteen replied to texifornia's topic in Football
This thread is a beating and everybody keeps regurgitating the same tired shit. Head to head, strength of schedule, SEC, Pac 10, backup QB, Bo Nix completion percentage, common opponent, and blah blah blah. Except there is one angle that is getting completely overlooked: the aggie misery factor. I was in Vegas at the sportsbook during the Bama/Texas game and there was a group of aggies in the box next to us. All day long I watched them out of the corner of my eye. I saw them go completely apoplectic watching their team shit themselves against Miami. I was fairly apprehensive about our game going in, but I took one look at that those poor bastards and knew they were in for as much misery as possible that day. Well, there was that and the gummy was really starting to kick in, so I went up and put $200 on Texas on the moneyline. The ags next to us were dying during the game. The fourth quarter pretty much happened in slow motion and I could barely walk to the cage to cash my ticket, but I distinctly remember about five of them in perpetual surrender cobra repose as Texas ran out the clock. It was, in the words of that fat fuck Bert Bielema, "borderline erotic." So everybody needs to get a grip. Realistically looking at this fucked up dog and pony show that we call a selection committee, we're going to get fucked if given half a chance. The chalk in college football has been killing it like no time in recent history. It's likely going to hold up and we're going to end up in some bullshit meaningless bowl. That's the reality. But to maximize aggie misery, which I believe is an unalienable right based on the state of Texas constitution and a bunch of jokes that I heard in elementary school, I have to believe we're making the playoff. So fuck all the different scenarios and the wishcasting... somehow, someway we're making the playoffs. And the screenshots from Texags will flow like blood in the streets.- 6759 replies
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THE College Football Playoff Rankings Thread [MICH,WASH,TEX,ALA]
Mitch Cumsteen replied to texifornia's topic in Football
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Aggie 2025 Recruiting: Bursting at the seams
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I'm sure people started lining up there at 5:30 am on Black Friday.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Mitch Cumsteen replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Dudes putting their agent's contact info in their portal tweets is absolutely fantastic. Willie Lyles was so ahead of his time. -
Texas vs oSu - Big XII Championship - Pre-game Chatter
Mitch Cumsteen replied to TrashMaster G's topic in Football
That really wasn't much bulletin board material, but if it fires up Murphy and Sweat like ISU did.... -
Texas vs oSu - Big XII Championship - Pre-game Chatter
Mitch Cumsteen replied to TrashMaster G's topic in Football
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I was going to write a rather scathing review of how boring and laborious this movie was, but I find myself at a great crossroads agreeing with Helobious about anything. But fuck it, when you're right, you're right. Boring, bloated, slow and just bad. Even the battle scenes weren't that cool. Fuck this movie. I spent the last hour of it alternating being jealous of my son who completely fell asleep in the theatre and trying not to pick up my phone to see how much time was left in it.
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2023 TDAY/XMAS/NY Holiday Menus and Food Prons
Mitch Cumsteen replied to Anastasis's topic in Food and Travel
I didn't get enough pics, but the turkey turned out amazing. -
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