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MaybeACoordinator

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  1. Very conservative but maybe not the Trumpiest in The Woodlands proper, where it's more country club and corporate. Surrounding backwoods is Trumpy as fuck; Trumpy as anywhere on the planet.
  2. Feed them to Lions, Bears and wolverines....they are making me think of the most annoying early Christians....yeah their stupid faith is probably going to bring down our empire but we can at least get some blood sport out of it on the way down....Or make them fight to the death over whether or not the JFK Jr tenet of the faith is true or not. (There are many schisms in the faith.) It would create jobs for net and trident coaches. @RDCanecutter's fencing skills would become profitable. The Astrodome would have a new tenant. Vote for me, MaybeACoordinator, your Death to All Q Nuts in Gladitorial Combat candidate.
  3. A college friend of mine from Dallas settled in The Woodlands after law school. He kept saying he was going to move into Houston just long enough for his sons to get beaten up by some Black kids but he never did. I know deep down he thinks lesser of them for that, lol, but it's his fault.
  4. Michelle won't let him go to Akron or Troy, Alabama.
  5. No, I've known the Zeus thing for awhile but a Gator coming on here telling Bijan to transfer was the last straw.
  6. If we just want to win this K-State game, I would be all in favor of running a 1925 offense with Roschon at QB. With two TEs (I wish one of them could block, but they can get in people's way) and churn out a 21-16 Playstation kind of win, running the clock down to zero before each snap. RoJo carries 35 times for 180, Kielan busts a big one somewhere in there, a pop-pass to Brewer every now and then, maybe a flea flicker to a streaking Worthy. That is about where our talent level is right now.
  7. Given its association with the Southern church maybe just maybe the term "backslidin'" will catch the attention of a couple of people.
  8. It's kind of amazing how little run MENSA's name is getting for pretty much anything. I've seen very brief mentions linking him to Cincy and UW but nothing else.....It's like the whole country knows what a prick he is. I've said it before and I'll say it again -- unless he undergoes some kind of Sark / Orgeron "personal transformation," he will fail at any HC job he gets. And he might anyway. That boy just ain't right in the head.
  9. It went really, really bad though....Recruiting was awful at the end of his tenure, setting McWilliams up for failure too. One thing about Mackovic -- he left behind a shit-ton of talent, more than anyone aside from Royal.
  10. We should refocus Burnt Ends on pooling all our resources -- cash, liquidate investments, second mortgages, cash in 401(k)s -- into a pool that would maked one of us dick-swinging, cigar chomping Big Money Donor, with near total control over Sark and CDC. Must answer to the Collective Surl or slush fund access will be removed and he will be replaced by next Surl up. There are no possible flaws in this plan and it is likely the only conceivable way to save this program.
  11. Long nose, pointy elbows, 8.5 WNB
  12. He is starting to drive me crazy with how there seems to be more excitement in his voice when something bad is happening to us than good. His voice gets all excited and I think he is about to say a West Virginia dude fumbled or we got a pick but instead he's about to start counting down yards toward the end zone. I know this season hasn't given him many chances to get excited over our own plays, but this has been driving me nuts for weeks now. Honestly, he needs to soak up some Dave South, lol. It was good to hear Moreland back with him yesterday. Roger Wallace does absolutely nothing for me.
  13. I'd really like to see some set in New Orleans (where it all began here), Tampa and even Galveston. The Maceos ran such a tight ship they only had to whack about five guys in 25 years -- basically, they turned Galveston into a Sicily with of their own with no competition and ran it benevolently. And Galveston and Chicago are kind of bound up together: Capone was always tentatively trying to horn in on the Maceos but he soon realized he would not only be fighting the Maceo's muscle guys but the entire power structure of Galveston County. Marcello too -- he'd try to horn in every now and then, but Sam and Rose had that island stitched up tight.
  14. Wow all the Florida teams suck this year. Not just the historic big three but the pesky newcomers too. FLA and TX both have far too many FBS programs now and we just keep adding more.
  15. Sure but that was a long time ago....I'd kinda like to see a contemporary deal. Seems like the closest we've gotten to that is some scenes in Casino, or did they only follow that back as far as KC? I've only seen Casino once.
  16. Fine, the one exception to the rule (not really an exception because the white dude could play) is our national championship D. Meanwhile we've had dozens of others Boyded, Derryed, Renfroed, and Brockermeyered. Like I mentioned on another post Jeffrey McCulloch said something similar to what Jones is saying now in pre-season on this site's own podcast. Something about a certain five or six guys who were going to play no matter what...it seemed kinda shitty then, but hey, winning would paper all that over, right? So many of y'all hear these things and your first and only impulse is to shoot the messenger.
  17. Reading this thread from message one until he spoke his mind is instructive. Jones, badass Horn, speaks his mind, tells Mack where to get off -- Jones says some boosters may be racist -- He can fuck right off, how dare he, the article is terrible, Casey Thompson's cokehead dad is behind this, fire Sark for cause for doing what the boosters say... Sark didn't recruit any of these guys, for one thing. And why is it that there has always been at least one slow white guy on our D since forever? Even when we had great D's. It almost seems like there was some secret meeting of billionaire donors who declared they would set aside the worse of their racism so long as we had at least one Derry /Boyd / Hager Jr ? / Brockemeyer / Bush.....Have we ever had an all-Black D? I don't think we have, and it was never 'cause the White dude was JJ Watt,
  18. I'd love to see a serious Sopranos style film or series about the Outfit, just for a change of scenery and accent. The East Coast shit gets boring after awhile and the Outfit has more than earned a treatment like that.
  19. Hey TXPete, don't I get any credit for being in Traylor's corner since 2016?
  20. If immamac wants to lock this thread, I'd just like to point that the OP was kind of a Zen koan, where the answer was supposed to be apparent to those who would see. And as I was writing it, UTSA just marched 70-80 yards in the final 1:30 scoring a TD as time ran out to bring Jeff Traylor's season mark to 11-0.
  21. Yeah. Like I been sayin' y'all.
  22. Learn your place. You are a guest here. You are a newbie. You might not think you are, but you are.
  23. Nobody has cheered less for Sark's failure than me. Eat a dick, Pony Boy.
  24. Starting to some others doing it to, now, in retrospect. Herman left the team in worse shape and Sark's record winning percentage is now below Strong's. So much for that "worst coach of all time" shit.
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