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BurntOrangeCrush

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  1. I pay for my sons school and rent but he has to cover bills, cell phone, and insurance. He inherited some of my cost cutting skills recently. I took him to see Death Wish a while back, and I knew he was low on cash, so I told him I would pay for his ticket but he had to get his own concessions. He stashed a 20 oz Mountain Dew in his sock. When we got into the theater, a dude was walking out and chunked his popcorn bowl in the trash. My son grabbed it and went to the concessions to get the free refill you are eligible for if you buy that size popcorn. I was disgusted and proud at the same time.
  2. Looks like she got shot in the back with a couple of cruise missles
  3. Bachelor Party on HBO. Loved it when it came out in the 80's. Still holds up relatively well.
  4. From the front door of my hotel tonight. In a packed parking lot, he couldn't park on the sides or in the back lot. Nope. right in front by the entrance.
  5. Pretty sure that's a photoshop of Patrick Ewing on the bottom right
  6. Um, that's because Jimbo is an elite NATIONAL recruiter. Do you ever browse texags?
  7. Been to many staduims, but for me, Ole Miss was great. The mass amounts of alcohol, atmosphere, and eye candy is tremendous. I hated pyle and I live in Lubbock and have been to the Jones several times and can't stand that place either.
  8. But those Cavendar's boots don't have that nice, smooth leathery feel that sheep prefer when they rub against their hind legs.
  9. Totally agree. Great runner, receiver and returner. I hope all those CB's today are right.
  10. Too lazy to read the article. Was her thesis about supporting women who "just say no" to breast augmentation?
  11. Does she happen to post as "Karen from Key Largo" by any chance?
  12. Maybe. But I am told it is referring to the young men who have mounted Candi besides Taylor Jacobs and the tennis player.
  13. You do great work gathering information for those of us who check this board every day. It is much appreciated. I wouldn't worry about a mistake like that.
  14. Oh, that explains why we saw her her at Walgreens buying Viagra, KY, and rubber gloves while mumbling something about "fisting my date in his van". Please be respectful.
  15. Would = expressing an intention (I would like to see a replay of the 2011 aggy game) Wood = a description of my penis when seeing pics of Kate. It's not that hard. And it is that hard.
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