Jump to content

Horn of Gabriel

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    1434
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Everything posted by Horn of Gabriel

  1. Lifting this from the 1-0 EGAT podcast...here is Texas' 2019 class (should be upperclassmen leaders of the team now): Bru McCoy - never played a snap for Texas Jordan Whittington - often hurt, out for rest of this season too? Jake Smith - transfer to USC Tyler Johnson - can't crack depth chart De'Gabriel Floyd - retired Tyler Owens - portal Kenyatta Watson II - portal Marcus Washington - a little bit of production David Gbenda - rotation player Braden Liebrock - perennially injured Chris Adimora - backup Derrian Brown - retired Roschon Johnson - QB covered to backup RB Isaiah Hookfin - very limited PT, backup Byron Morin - burred in depth chart Javon Shepard - lasted 3 months, not with team Jacoby Jones - quality, but injury prone Marcus Tillman Jr. - constantly injured T'Vondre Sweat - starter! Peter Mpagi - medically retired Caleb Johnson - portal Kennedy Lewis - kicked off team Marcus Caldwell - has he seen the field? Jared Wiley - starter Willie Tyler - portal Juwan Mitchell - portal Those are our team's leaders right now. I haven't done a similar breakdown for 2018 but I'm guessing it would look similar. We have systemic talent identification and development issues that span the last 2 coaches prior to this and won't be cleaned up 7 games into the first season. Talent is what talent does and those that put expect chicken salad from chicken shit and want to give up after some shitty games where frankly we dogs to OU and OSU for a reason, can go fuck yourselves.
  2. OMG! How did you think that up?!! It's so EASY, holy shit!!!! Quick, someone forward this to Sark!!!!!111
  3. Buncha over reactions all over Surly. Yeah it sucks that we lost. NO it doesn't mean that we're going to lose to OU for eternity. The whole "different coach same story" schtick is tired. We didn't lose to OU because of ineptitude on the coaching side. Yes Sark could have "counter adjusted" to OU's defensive adjustments better...but we put up 48 points!!! Our problem isn't X's and O's, it's Jimmys and Joes. Unfortunately fixing that takes more than half a season. Those of you expecting to beat (or "dominate OU" on the Surly podcast) had UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS this season. And I'm here to tell you something else: thinking we're going to win out and see OU again in the CCG is also an unrealistic expectation. We will drop at least 1 more to one of OSU, ISU, or Baylor. If we get there, it's going to be a back-it-in situation, not a Texas-wins-out-and-controls-our-own-destiny situation. That's who we are this year. Even if we get back to the CCG vs. OU again...what makes anyone think the result will be different? If anything it could be a lot worse, now that they have a legit dual threat QB. Don't get me wrong, I hope we make it, I hope we beat their ass in round 2 if we get there. But I ain't expecting it, this year. This isn't a "let's wait till next year, get 'em then!" troupe...it's reality. OP talking about NY6 bowl and top 5 finish...LOL. That's not who this team is (yet).
  4. So hilarious that Mack is 0-11 lifetime vs. FSU. Got damn I'm glad he's gone.
  5. Stop with the "fix" talk already. That's gaping pussy shit. The refs are incompetent, we all already knew that. They missed a ton of calls, as they do every game. If we had somehow beat OU, their fans would be posting screenshots of shit the refs missed on us too. There isn't a grand conspiracy, there's no one pulling strings behind the scenes. Especially Bowlsby, lol. Lemme get this straight, the guy who got totally punked in realignment is somehow organizing a conspiracy against ONE of the two teams that screwed him. He's simultaneously incompetent enough to get screwed in realignment and competent enough to orchestrate a conspiracy involving MULTIPLE people in the Big12 HQ and the refs, knowing that if any word of it leaked it would be a total shitshow. Occam's razor, what's more likely? That?? Or that the refs just suck and OU got the benefit of some great bounces plus our defensive personnel are bad? I realize we're all hurting and want some bad guy to lash out against but c'mon man, this is straight up aggy. Don't be aggy, take the loss pussies and realize that our trend line improving, you don't cure the stink of Herman/Strong/Mack in half a season, and you can't put this on conspiracy. JFC.
  6. And If Casey were an AI QB Robot, he'd never miss a throw! We're talking about a guy who threw for 5 TDs and ~400 yards. Not even Tom Brady is perfect and hits every throw and he's got more to work behind in the O line than our guy. Casey grades out as an "A" for the RRS.
  7. Ugh. Of all the shit of the past 10 years, our continued losing to TCU might be the worst (aside from managing to lose to Kansas). Patterson is that smug smarmy bitch when he beats Texas, and such a sore fucking loser when he's put back in his place.
  8. JFC Gary. Take a step back. Take a look at your life. Hug your children. Kiss your wife.
  9. Lincoln Riley's favorite group is Nickelback.
  10. Lincoln Riley pronounces the "t" in bidet.
  11. Lincoln Riley trusts his farts.
  12. Lincoln Riley voted for FitLump.
  13. Lincoln Riley tries to make a ho into a housewife.
  14. That pass was about as perfect as you can get, you want to hit them in stride. If X catches a few of those 4 drops it's a totally different stat line.
  15. Lincoln Riley drives past 3 HEB's to shop at Kroger.
  16. Lincoln Riley has a belly tat.
  17. Everyone knows the proper term is "ensemble."
  18. LHB actually plays a lot. The issue is that we are so in love with our new Jumbotron toy. Whoever runs that is allergic to silence. 100% of the time during the game is “scheduled,” and there is zero spontaneity. Multiple times the Jumbotron played over LHB.
  19. Just tried the mobile site again, it’s been awhile. I’ll take the L, it’s much better than last time I tried it. Much faster. Tapa UI still cleaner but mobile good now.
  20. Let’s stop with the CFP talk until we beat OU and win the Big12 at least. Tech is not good.
  21. Tapa is 3x faster than Safari on iOS and doesn’t load all the extra bullshit like burnt end logos that are just our self jack offs. It’s also better than the shitty tapa wannabe app they suggested we try that required TestFlight.
×
×
  • Create New...