Go fuck yourself. "No one is making you enter this thread," I'm genuinely interested in news about what's happening about with the guy and I've got to read your stupid fucking bullshit every time I open this thread.
I want to be clear - this isn't a commentary on Ewers or his qualities as a player. I think that you, personally, suck as a presence on this board. You have lost the plot and it is a fucking beating to open a thread and see you shit all over it. Please, please, please take this to heart - you are awful and I wish you would take your shit and leave. It seems like people on this board have some weird affection for you so maybe at some point you contributed something of value, but that time has clearly passed.
You suck. Just know that Ewers is going to be rich and love by people around him forever, and you are going to be stuck being some sweaty weirdo that no one likes in real life.
Seriously. Fuck you.