I asked chatgpt to write a real men of genius song using an article on the listeater.  I added the portly.
 
	 
 
	[Sound of upbeat music]
 
	Announcer: Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius!
 
	Singer: Real Men of Genius!
 
	Announcer: Today, we salute you, Miss Portly Paper Eater!
 
	Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater!
 
	Announcer: In a world of ticket line chaos, you boldly stepped up to the plate with an appetite for more than just the game.
 
	Singer: Paper, doughnuts, and football!
 
	Announcer: Armed with determination and a hunger for justice, you devoured the list of the chosen few, making your mark on Aggie history.
 
	Singer: Chomping lists with style!
 
	Announcer: While others waited patiently, you seized the opportunity, munching away like a true champion.
 
	Singer: Munch, munch, munch!
 
	Announcer: People screamed in disbelief, but you remained unfazed, proving that you're not just some ordinary list-eater.
 
	Singer: List-eater extraordinaire!
 
	Announcer: You had the guts to stand up for what you wanted, and for that, we salute you.
 
	Singer: Salute, salute, salute!
 
	Announcer: So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh mistress of munching, because when it comes to taking a bite out of life, you're a true Aggie legend.
 
	Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater!
 
	[Sound of crowd cheering]
 
	Announcer: Bud Light beer and Anheuser-Busch, College Station, Texas.