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Colonel Sanders

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  1. Texas 42 Alabama 17 Bama 325 yards
  2. They run from northern GA to just west of DC.
  3. From the Blue Ridge Mountains in Central VA. TEXAS!!!
  4. There are five grades of beef below select.
  5. I asked chatgpt to write a real men of genius song using an article on the listeater. I added the portly. [Sound of upbeat music] Announcer: Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius! Singer: Real Men of Genius! Announcer: Today, we salute you, Miss Portly Paper Eater! Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater! Announcer: In a world of ticket line chaos, you boldly stepped up to the plate with an appetite for more than just the game. Singer: Paper, doughnuts, and football! Announcer: Armed with determination and a hunger for justice, you devoured the list of the chosen few, making your mark on Aggie history. Singer: Chomping lists with style! Announcer: While others waited patiently, you seized the opportunity, munching away like a true champion. Singer: Munch, munch, munch! Announcer: People screamed in disbelief, but you remained unfazed, proving that you're not just some ordinary list-eater. Singer: List-eater extraordinaire! Announcer: You had the guts to stand up for what you wanted, and for that, we salute you. Singer: Salute, salute, salute! Announcer: So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh mistress of munching, because when it comes to taking a bite out of life, you're a true Aggie legend. Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater! [Sound of crowd cheering] Announcer: Bud Light beer and Anheuser-Busch, College Station, Texas.
  6. What's up with the dudes all going shirtless? Is that a thing there?
  7. I used to have USAA for pretty much everything, banking, credit cards, insursance, investments. Hell, I even bought my wife's engagement ring from them when they had that service. However, over the past decade I've divested myself from almost all of their products. Now I just have a checking account. I think some of that was my perception that their customer service was becoming worse, but most of it was they we're more expensive or I could get better benefits elsewhere. It sucks becasuse it was nice and easy to have everything in one place.
  8. I thought it was "when will you learn? When will you learn? That your actions have consequences!" Anyone know the context of that shrill?
  9. God I miss Doc Emrick. This crew is so boring to listen to.
  10. I'm not sure if it's the whiskey, the game, or my head injury, but I have a serious priaprism.
  11. Watching games on TCU's court is such a beating visually.
  12. Yeah, but who did she here it from?
  13. Maybe the Norwegians were paying with Iranian Rial, which using the real exchange rate comes out to about $3,700. Take out the wealth transfer fees and whatnot and it's in the $92.38 ballpark.
  14. Every ruling on the field is not in our favor. Makes a big hill to climb on replay
  15. All longhorn fans now
  16. From Ladybird Diner in downtown Lawrence. FIGHT!
  17. Walking the dog in the remnants of hurricane Nicole. FIGHT!
  18. Seems like a play we'd run on 4th and 2
  19. Enough with the breaking news already Fox
  20. Still zero penalties on osu
  21. What a glorius fucking day.
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