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shakahorn

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  1. I'm sure this has been posted in this 85 page thread but worth pointing out again. They just don't have the depth on the D line. A big part of our success was wearing down their defense, forcing them to sub out the two big guys and then taking advantage of their subs. For that reason, I think Mich will be better than many think going forward. As long as the opposing O isn't as prolific as ours and runs as many plays as we did, they won't have to sub as much on D.
  2. Even Sark wouldn't be above a coachspeak answer to that question. We're not looking ahead, those teams are capable of beating anyone, etc.
  3. LOL that's the way MAGA has always spoken about women. They ain't gonna change now. Wait until you hear how they talk about brown people Nimrata.
  4. Do yourself a favor. Don’t read all of it.
  5. Will be awesome if Haynes King leads GT to victory over ND.
  6. In my experience, 9 times out of 10, the tool that does that has never actually played on a team.
  7. Welcome to the face eating leopards party!
  8. Cops said they found them because the license plate matched a car reported as stolen. My best guess is her mom reported it as such to help with the search.
  9. Does it depend on what the definition of "is" is?
  10. Dumbass doesn't even know how NATO funding works. There's no "bank account" that member nations pay into. (Well, technically, there are relatively small, shared ops that are funded by members.) The lion's share of 'funding' is that each member commits to spending 2% of its GDP on defense. And sure, most don't hit that threshold. But dumbass talks about it like the other members should be paying us and if they don't we won't help. Never mind that the only time article 5 of NATO, which basically says an attack on one member is an attack on all, was invoked was after 9/11.
  11. I wasn't sure if he was a volunteer or paid at UT. I thought he was paid which would typically require a 4 year degree from someplace, not necessarily UT.
  12. Yeah I've said this before but he doesn't read what's prepared before he reads it off the teleprompter. You can tell where the line breaks are on the prompter because that's where he pauses. It's like Larry Bud Melman if you're old enough to remember that. Say what you will about Grampa Joe but he at least knew enough to read what was gonna be on the prompter before reading it off the prompter.
  13. He was a coach on the baseball team. So he has to have a 4 year degree from somewhere.
  14. Can’t take the aggy out of King
  15. And another TO and commercial coming up.
  16. Not sure if I'm missing a joke here but RFK's kids don't have any Shriver blood.
  17. If there was someone planned for now, I think they probably just cancel. Can't beat that. Beat me to it.
  18. Gotdamn she's tough. If she was ever prosecuting me I'd beg for a plea deal.
  19. That's how you know he never played sports despite what he claims.
  20. They had the right stuff.
  21. only ultra-liberals pronounce it that way.
  22. That's what they do in countries without roads or traffic.
  23. I'd go with 'fuck your feelings.'
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