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shakahorn

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  1. Somewhere Pete Rose has a massive boner.
  2. Were women, LGBTQ, minorities, and BIPOC less visible four years ago? Well then things must have been better.
  3. Well, Charles took Camilla over Diana...
  4. Serious answer - on a regular basis, the speaker designates someone else to run the show, usually on slow days. Typically it's just to hit the opening/closing gavels, call for lunch breaks, recognize the elementary school visiting from BFE, and other minor procedural issues. It rotates from member to member of the party in charge.
  5. Aren’t they the same band?
  6. They have to do this to keep folks watching. Kinda like in last night's basketball game, the announcers kept saying "it's not over, stranger things have happened" when we were up by 29.
  7. TO to get the scrubs in?
  8. He really is a magician.
  9. Dammit I only kept watching cuz I want to see Perryman play.
  10. Tech has at least 2 guys with 4 fouls for sure they foul out and I can’t wait to see the crowd reaction.
  11. You shoot like one of those guys in Greg who is always calling a foul on his defender.
  12. Expats is pretty watchable. Set in Hong Kong about a bunch of...American expats. Nicole Kidman stars along with Jack Huston.
  13. Years ago when my regular bar finally went ADA, they tore out two regular urinals and put in one low urinal. Couple days later, someone graffiti'd Big Dick on the low one and Small Dick on the regular one. Of course, all the regulars used the low one if both were free, lest someone walk in on them and risk being the butt of the joke at the bar for the next few minutes. For that reason, I've been conditioned to using low urinals if ever available.
  14. I thought I was the only guy who played football to impress chicks.
  15. Well the delta between the small states and the big states was smaller at that time as well. The big states had 10x the number of folks as the small states, whereas now, CA has 60x the number of people as WY, almost 40x of RI and Del.
  16. And Los Angeles.
  17. It was George Soros. Get with the times.
  18. You don’t rub cocaine on your teeth, you rub it on your gums. So I’ve heard.
  19. Pittsburgh instead of Philly and Triad or even Charlotte instead of Triangle and that's a pretty stout trip.
  20. You bought ladies pants.
  21. Well to be fair we’ve only been called for 1 in 2h.
  22. Is this the ‘your meme game is strong’ guy? Or do they all just look alike?
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