Everything posted by shakahorn
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Shits going down with the Royals
Username checks out.
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Shits going down with the Royals
Well gotdamn she just announced she has cancer.
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2024 NCAA Tournament - First Round Games - Thurs/Fri
They needed to go for that layup down 4 with 30 seconds left. Not jack up a 3 from Max Abmas territory.
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2024 NCAA Tournament - First Round Games - Thurs/Fri
Bye bye UK
- Texas (-2.5) vs Colorado State- Thursday at 5:50 on TNT
- Texas (-2.5) vs Colorado State- Thursday at 5:50 on TNT
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Shohei Ohtani
Somewhere Pete Rose has a massive boner.
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O’Leary’s not even American for chrissakes. Is he all uppity cuz he’s not from a shithole country?
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Were women, LGBTQ, minorities, and BIPOC less visible four years ago? Well then things must have been better.
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Murder plot stopped by the Royal Family
Well, Charles took Camilla over Diana...
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Serious answer - on a regular basis, the speaker designates someone else to run the show, usually on slow days. Typically it's just to hit the opening/closing gavels, call for lunch breaks, recognize the elementary school visiting from BFE, and other minor procedural issues. It rotates from member to member of the party in charge.
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Erwin Center Concerts (you saw & ones you wished you could have seen)
Aren’t they the same band?
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
They have to do this to keep folks watching. Kinda like in last night's basketball game, the announcers kept saying "it's not over, stranger things have happened" when we were up by 29.
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Texas (+4.5) @ Texas Tech- Tuesday, 8pm on ESPN
TO to get the scrubs in?
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Texas (+4.5) @ Texas Tech- Tuesday, 8pm on ESPN
He really is a magician.
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Texas (+4.5) @ Texas Tech- Tuesday, 8pm on ESPN
Dammit I only kept watching cuz I want to see Perryman play.
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Texas (+4.5) @ Texas Tech- Tuesday, 8pm on ESPN
Tech has at least 2 guys with 4 fouls for sure they foul out and I can’t wait to see the crowd reaction.
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Hunter “Big Gun In His Pants” Biden - Mastermind of the Biden Family Crime Syndicate
The simplest answer is the correct one.
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Rate my jumper
You shoot like one of those guys in Greg who is always calling a foul on his defender.
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Amazon prime recommendations
Expats is pretty watchable. Set in Hong Kong about a bunch of...American expats. Nicole Kidman stars along with Jack Huston.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Years ago when my regular bar finally went ADA, they tore out two regular urinals and put in one low urinal. Couple days later, someone graffiti'd Big Dick on the low one and Small Dick on the regular one. Of course, all the regulars used the low one if both were free, lest someone walk in on them and risk being the butt of the joke at the bar for the next few minutes. For that reason, I've been conditioned to using low urinals if ever available.
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maga vs the swifties (taylor's version)
I thought I was the only guy who played football to impress chicks.
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If the United States was a Democracy, think of how radically different it would be?
Well the delta between the small states and the big states was smaller at that time as well. The big states had 10x the number of folks as the small states, whereas now, CA has 60x the number of people as WY, almost 40x of RI and Del.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
And Los Angeles.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
It was George Soros. Get with the times.