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shakahorn

Certifiably Surly
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  1. He could run for an Alabama senate seat.
  2. We played our best football against Bama. Haven’t been able to replicate that since. Look Bama is 7–1 and the only game they looked bad was after us when they tried a different qb.
  3. After leading 21-0.
  4. He was seemingly the only guy to take it seriously. Everyone else was ‘Hook ‘‘em Horns baby!!!” and ‘Texas Texas Yeeehaw!!!!’
  5. I thought those were just rumors spreading around.
  6. That’s been true forever and look who they’ve hired. Lane Kiffin, Clay Helton, some other guy whose name escapes me at the moment.
  7. Pretty sure we had a DT in there on the handoff to brooks on 4th and 1 after the td got overruled. DT ran right past the penetration and mauled some 2nd level guy.
  8. Well, Newman was in it.
  9. Dunno but ESPN is reporting this story as well. Saw it there and came to get the surly reaction.
  10. He should put a huge Joseph R. Biden signature on the checks.
  11. Two people ought to easily be able to push an 86 Celica up to enough speed on flat land. As long as neither had a uterus.
  12. You remember that skit 'ruining it for everyone' from SNL - Sandler and maybe Farley or someone else from that era. 'One time I asked to use the bathroom at this store and I just started whizzing everywhere...' Well this guy just ruined it for all jumpseaters.
  13. Yeah I'm thinking they keep putting the pubs on blaming the dems is show how dumb that line is.
  14. Most popular republican in congress? Is that like 'tallest midget?'
  15. How about banning 'plus size.'
  16. That's how I pronounce it but [semi serious] if you pronounce it differently, and do that with authority, a lot of folks will automatically think you're smart and start pronouncing it that way; and, [100% serious] MSFT don't GAF how you pronounce it and they actually encourage different pronunciations. There's a video out there of Satya saying this of which I'm too lazy to look up and link.
  17. 96% oF tHe No VoTeS cAMe fRoM dEMoCRaTs !!!
  18. Gotdamn I'd hate to see what qualifies as 'pervy' in your world.
  19. It's like laughing at a bald guy with a combover. Not laughing because he's bald, laughing because he's making a ridiculous, ineffective attempt to not look bald. Oh...wait...
  20. I'd be kinda surprised if it wasn't at least alluded to.
  21. csb when I was a little kid, maybe 7 years old, just learning how to play baseball, next door there was a kid my age and his older brother, I guess 16-17, who played on the local hs baseball team. He had big boy gear, metal spikes!, 2 gloves, and his own bat, which in those days was unusual. Watching the twerp McHenry swing the gavel reminded me of 7 year old me trying to swing that bat, took all my strength just to lift it, much less swing it. About the only thing I could do was swing it like a sledgehammer...or I guess like a gavel.
  22. and it will be...Kevin McCarthy!
  23. A bit disappointed there's no more drama, other than seeing the final score. Kinda like a Globetrotters game...they've already thrown the bucket of water.
  24. Yesterday Jordan didn't make it through the F's. Today he didn't make it halfway through the C's.
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