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GringoSalado

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  1. Well you could force a livestock to watch you cook and eat his testicles. Or so I've heard. That seems pretty hardcore.
  2. I don't disagree but OTOH a non-regarded Defense last year and we win 8 or 9 games.
  3. I can't even believe anybody wants to talk about the offense at all, is where I'm at. I mean, we do have football players on offense, and football coaches there also, so we can talk about that. But my primary attitude after last year remains "our defensive roster is a raging tire fire making its own weather in a dumpster floating down a third-world sewer during a hurricane, and the entire defensive staff consists of either ignorant grifters or brain-damaged footbaw dipshits." I just try not to say that out loud. Of course the first 3-and-out from Alabama's Offense (if that even happens I mean fuck, wait, where was I) and I'll be
  4. I used to race sportbikes (slowly), and for a long time mfg.s limited the top speed to <190mph. I don't know if there was a formal or informal agreement, but also for a long time they wouldn't sell bikes with more than 200 hp until they did. And I think some newer bikes will go over 200 (but I didn't look it up).
  5. I can recall this happening several times in the past but this may be the worst. Also thought triangle shirtwaist was some new Surly euphemism for? Obv had not heard of that or don't remember.
  6. Their rodeo club was laughably pathetic back when I was in college (and get off my pasture).
  7. TIL what a Mattock is. I've owned one for about 40 years or so.
  8. How's his peripheral vision?
  9. How big a 'ol boy are you? Asking for a friend.
  10. "What the fuck is wrong with you, Deshaun Watson?"
  11. I dunno at least that would be evidence of some attempt at stopping the shooter, however badly they fucked it up. No. They didn't do anything. At all.
  12. Do they grill their NM Green Chile fresh, or is it just from a can?
  13. Thanks for posting the article.
  14. "Well our base defense is a 4-3, we are in that as much as 20% of the time, so that's important. But we also have a special Nickel package we go to about 2/3 of all snaps."
  15. I'm assuming CDC called him and said, "I need you to come take a look at our defense, we may have hired an idiot to run it."
  16. These dipshits would've arrested the civilian who eventually helped stop Whitman. jfc
  17. Cheerleader pics not loading for me.
  18. Ewers has a high ceiling.
  19. What the fuck is wrong with you Loving county? That is the agency that runs the brand inspector regime in Texas. I guess a TSCA "Ranger" is either just a Brand Inspector or maybe an extra special Brand Inspector. You can't haul or transport, much less sell, any livestock in TX* without a Brand Inspection paperwork. themoreyouknow.gif * this is true in most states and it may be that if you cross a county line you need an Inspection. Can't remember, but you can't buy or sell (buyer has to have paperwork to transport) without it so I always wonder about the particulars of these modern cattle rustling transactions but they never give details.
  20. One thing I love about sports fans. Right around this time I found myself driving through the Panhandle periodically (likely hauling to a feedlot but it doesn't matter) and there was a guy around Brownfield I think who had a nice place with two really cool vintage Farmall tractors parked out front that both had huge Tech flags mounted where the exhaust came out of the hood. After they fired Leach the next few times I drove by both flags were hung upside down. I'm still mad I didn't stop to get a good pic of Slorch's house for the board back then.
  21. So F.O. Wi Dai Nao? That's all I got
  22. Maybe it'll be an overcast 80 degrees and we win by 21. You have to admit that the second part of that sentence is more likely.
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