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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. The fact that anyone's first thought is, "This has to be real" just astounds me.
  2. He flew over from England just for that? Google says this is another Facebook fake, just like the Sark one. Good job.
  3. It helps free up resources when you're never open, though.
  4. Taunting Nicole will not end well for you.
  5. "I'm not just the owner, I'm a client!"
  6. Nicole isn't strong enough to lift the average Surly poster. You're safe.
  7. I think Mattress Max is the knockoff.
  8. I got in your mom's trunk via the backseat of a sedan.
  9. There's probably better ways to get guys to fuck you, if that's what you're looking for.
  10. ScarJo walking onto the set...
  11. Once we kill ourselves off, the climate change problem should self-correct.
  12. Imagine stairs going into the water...
  13. Deej

    3-2-1 Ribs

    The only way to truly make money in the bbq business.
  14. The Jitterbug phone app is missing some key features.
  15. Do you have an few hours for my response to that question?
  16. The number of Blue Alerts is miniscule to the number of Amber Alerts in the middle of the night. I'm not getting out of bed to look outside to see if that kid from the Panhandle has somehow made it to my neighborhood in Austin.
  17. The jury for your trial is going to need about 15 minutes to find you guilty if you keep this up.
  18. They're already spending relief funds from the weekend flooding?
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