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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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  1. His Dad is a huge piece of shit (hair slicked back, sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s) so I don’t expect the apple to fall far from the tree.
  2. This dude cares about two things…Judgin’ meat and clappin’ cheeks
  3. “Wait, so you have to give money TO them? I thought you give it to their owner? This fucking sucks. I’m going to go kill some injuns now.” -Sul Ross
  4. Nothing but best wishes for Maalik from me. He got us the three wins we needed, even if barely and ugly. We all knew he was going to transfer and it is best for him to do it now rather than sit around and try to compete in the playoff. I also think that given the extra practices and what I’ve seen of him and Arch, Arch would be the backup in the playoff even if he was available.
  5. Counterpoint: watching half of aggy portal away and decommit has kept me entertained throughout this down period between the conference championship and the playoff. I think we ought to keep the schedule just for that. I’d be pretty bored in December without it.
  6. I forgot to mention allowing an interim coach to coach the bowl game after he has taken a different job and is actively recruiting against them, both current players and high school commits.
  7. You left out the decommitments, draft declarations, and portalling of half their starters
  8. Well the suit venue is changing to Brazos County. I assume it was “Good Bull” is a legal defense there.
  9. Half of Texags were QANON nuts. They had a hundred+ page thread about it.
  10. Classic sip conspiracy. Bobby Burton is the puppetmaster.
  11. Who was the Samoan guy who got lost wandering around Austin and then made up a story about women “romancing”? Because I think that is the all time flakiest recruit.
  12. Second game against a competitive team. Second non-competitive loss.
  13. Terry sucks as a head coach. It was dumb to give him the job in the first place. Needs to go after this season.
  14. Sounds like they need a refresher. After being reminded of the exploits of Peanut Owens they will surely remember why they want to stay at aggy. Whooooop!
  15. Or he never had the information. Either way he will pretend he was the first to know it and claim he was holding it back to help the team. Those yokels believe it and keep handing him money.
  16. Correct. Aggies will forever deserve to be mocked/derided for their stupidity in creating such an epic disaster. Not to mention doubling down on it by insisting on continuing to make the same dumbass decisions by having an off campus bonfire. Mocking the deceased victims of Aggie stupidity is the line I don’t cross.
  17. Hey, RC was a defensive guy and he pioneered the Gulf Coast Offense that occasionally gained 200 yards a game
  18. It is very funny to me watching all these rednecks go on about the moves “E-Rob” should make to advance his career. Everyone knows Aggies are primarily interested in the career development and advancement of African Americans.
  19. Because we have families and want to be able to spend thanksgiving and go to the game?
  20. So their research project revealed that the best formula to win a National Championship was to: 1) have Nick Saban 2) have a dominant defense 3) have a great QB 4) have a bunch of NFL talent 5) have a dominant offense They might be on to something. Sounds easy.
  21. It is flight aware season. Someone do some research
  22. Like everything Liucci says, the first sentence is the news and the next sentence is him crowing about how long he has known the news but wasn’t allowed to report it yet
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