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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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Everything posted by Mantis Toboggan, MD

  1. There would be less than a minute for this drive if McCarthy wasn’t an idiot. Instead they get 1:50
  2. It wouldn’t have mattered. At least this way they have an excuse. Had they played at full strength I think they lose by 3-5 TDs instead of 8-9
  3. Has Jerry Jones put himself in the Ring of Honor?
  4. Meat Pimp is all about Judgin’ Meat and Clappin’ cheeks
  5. OSU moving the ball at will against aggy. This could be fun to watch.
  6. The Meat Pimp
  7. Message Board Geniuses is a well known front of the BOMC
  8. Go away, they’re batin’
  9. A few days in the Pit will whip these boys into shape! Natty time!
  10. Also the lunch pail slows him down at least 1 mph so you have to factor that in
  11. His Dad is a huge piece of shit (hair slicked back, sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s) so I don’t expect the apple to fall far from the tree.
  12. This dude cares about two things…Judgin’ meat and clappin’ cheeks
  13. “Wait, so you have to give money TO them? I thought you give it to their owner? This fucking sucks. I’m going to go kill some injuns now.” -Sul Ross
  14. Nothing but best wishes for Maalik from me. He got us the three wins we needed, even if barely and ugly. We all knew he was going to transfer and it is best for him to do it now rather than sit around and try to compete in the playoff. I also think that given the extra practices and what I’ve seen of him and Arch, Arch would be the backup in the playoff even if he was available.
  15. Counterpoint: watching half of aggy portal away and decommit has kept me entertained throughout this down period between the conference championship and the playoff. I think we ought to keep the schedule just for that. I’d be pretty bored in December without it.
  16. I forgot to mention allowing an interim coach to coach the bowl game after he has taken a different job and is actively recruiting against them, both current players and high school commits.
  17. You left out the decommitments, draft declarations, and portalling of half their starters
  18. Well the suit venue is changing to Brazos County. I assume it was “Good Bull” is a legal defense there.
  19. Half of Texags were QANON nuts. They had a hundred+ page thread about it.
  20. Classic sip conspiracy. Bobby Burton is the puppetmaster.
  21. Who was the Samoan guy who got lost wandering around Austin and then made up a story about women “romancing”? Because I think that is the all time flakiest recruit.
  22. Second game against a competitive team. Second non-competitive loss.
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