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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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  1. Quinn is better at playing college football in his first year than you are at posting on message boards after 20 years of experience.
  2. I think he was infected with the fuckthisoptoutenza virus
  3. I think Russian tank training is called “Flight School” judging from many videos I’ve seen
  4. And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
  5. He is a below average defensive first baseman
  6. Sure. Let’s interfere in Iran’s domestic politics. Historically it works out swimmingly.
  7. Either 1) Putin values loyalty far more than competency Or 2) Keeping him around to use as an escape goat when things get worse for Putin
  8. If you removed Colton Vasek from OU’s class, you could call it a… Wait for it… Vasektomy
  9. I had it delivered today based on the recommendations. I already have an extremely low opinion of russian culture and military competence. I assume it will only serve to reinforce my already held opinions.
  10. Probably because it is flat, open ground so the shrapnel has a larger effective area
  11. Can’t keep sending him out there. He is shell shocked and just watches the pass rushers and takes sacks. Too fucked in the head to look downfield.
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