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troph

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  1. Damn that was almost gone for 3 ugh
  2. FUCK YES FUCK TECH GOOOOOO HORNS!!!
  3. Not that resemblance.
  4. He certainly talks like a coonass
  5. Touch yourself and come back in 30 seconds you’ll be fine
  6. We’re rolling with the Santa Rita hills Pinot AND a gummy. Lesbian * trifecta! Softball, Texas and its pride!!! * wifey isn’t a “sportsball fan” and even said is “your baseball game on tonight” knowing it’s the ladies softball team. I said my softball boys are gonna be pissed at you. She said “meh, your boys are pissed at everything and everyone.”
  7. I think the bigger issue was the defensive bed wetting. That was rectified by a near come back next half inning. Tell me you didn’t read the last 3 pages without telling me you didn’t read the last 3 pages. Answer is marginal… she might not be 100% sharp but she can still be 95% on it. But she’ll approach 300 pitches tonight for the series and that is a lot of Texas batter eyeballs on her stuff that’s the more hopeful reason why Texas could rough her up some.
  8. And that honestly means I gotta believe she’s due. She hit the fuck out of her more than once. I’m gonna believe.
  9. Damn. That’s top notch old man.
  10. This is what I intend to believe is gonna happen. Plus 200 pitches later you know tendencies. She’s been bounced before hoping our gals can do it.
  11. Women like me either shrivel and die or we are the most body positive sex positive ones out there. I’ll let you ponder which type I am.
  12. One of our good friends lives on one of the top floors down town and you can see others across the street they can see you etc. first the penthouse is ridiculous but sex in front of one of those windows uh, yeah!
  13. we start talking first class then I'm gonna say ok. but this girl ain't graduated above business class yet, and economy, premium economy and business class are meh for any sexy times.
  14. zero edge pools are much worse on water loss. a very thin/sheer surface area on the wall water trickles down to the basin. that surface area to depth is non-existent.
  15. people wonder where all the water goes first … a lot of it seeps through fissures, cracks, sinkholes, caves and other openings into the aquifer. This is very good news, I even saw Jacobs well is trying to flow again.
  16. Add RV, cabin in the woods, bohemian beach side casita in Mexico with tequila poured all over you, on a cruise (one of those small ship bougie cruises), on the deck of said cruise in the middle of the night, in a South Pacific private villa beach side pool, hot tub, damn girl your imagination was shit… on a washer and dryer? You can do better…
  17. Oh man, I has the sads. Double whoopsies
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