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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Let’s keep it going now
  2. If it were my kids, I’d have their car towed
  3. We would have American troops fighting alongside the Norks. LOL at the idea of a GOP Congress ever opposing trump
  4. He certainly makes me say Jesus Christ a lot
  5. I have entirely stopped communicating with the trump supporters in my family. Fuck them. I am the only one in my family who feels a responsibility to care for my 95-year-old mother, so I'm stuck here for now, but I certainly don't have to talk to dipshits.
  6. So you want him to include a picture of someone else on his resume?
  7. Also, that would be extremely cruel to the blameless dog who has the unfortunate circumstance to belong to a piece of shit owner, feel free to pepper spray the owner though
  8. To be fair, she's a beautiful dog, and aggy doesn't deserve her. On the other hand, UGA is a smushed face piece of shit, and ugly as sin
  9. The only way that they have $20 billion is if they are counting 1/3 of the PUF. Good luck taking $100 million out of the PUF to give to a portal QB
  10. A well trained dishwasher would never complain about how you put your load in her
  11. Don’t worry, the Hand will probably bring him back
  12. Couple of inches away from it
  13. They’re called quotation marks marks, not emphasis marks or sarcasm marks
  14. You’re wrong, the U stands for Upside down
  15. Maybe it’s time to start a thread with a daily picture of Early and a head of lettuce
  16. You would be happier if you did, and wouldn’t stress so much about self checkout
  17. You’re not getting paid to bag your dog’s shit either, but you do it
  18. There is no way that fat fuck will be alive to serve a third term, no matter how much he wipes his ass with the constitution
  19. They don’t play the Horns, so they might not
  20. But my head is really large
  21. I guess your wife is used to looking at tiny heads
  22. Fuck this SEC+ shit in the goat ass. They try and make it as hard as possible to watch the fucking games. Fuck the SEC. Fuck ESPN. Fuck Disney.
  23. 10^8/10^7.7 = 1.9952623
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