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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. I must have missed when SWAT teams started arming themselves with swords
  2. Are you sure that you weren’t so drunk that you had quadruple vision?
  3. It’s looking like sweeping aggy at home is going to hurt our RPI
  4. I doubt they finish the season with a winning record
  5. Is this you?
  6. My son and I will kill a Dominos thin crust
  7. Did this when the power failed in the middle of the Journey concert at the rodeo Wordle 1,364 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. Who says you have sex when you’re married
  9. Denmark should repudiate the 1951 Greenland Defense Agreement and tell Trump to vacate Pituffik Register Guns, Not Canadians
  10. I helped coach my son's little league team the first year he played. I'd marry another stripper before I'd do that again
  11. He gets off watching DOGE deal with federal employees
  12. It helps that the light was made with slave labor, trucked by slave labor, loaded on the ship by slave labor, and shipped on a ship manned by slave labor.
  13. *My wife and I and you should be ashamed of lying to your dog
  14. It seems a little gross to cut off a dead man's penis just so you could suck on it.
  15. I thought you couldn't get within 100 yards of a school
  16. No, but they could take out a $30 million dollar life insurance policy on him and then "hope" he has an accident
  17. Not much seems edgy anymore when you're living in this timeline
  18. Lucky guess today Wordle 1,361 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. What kind of fiscal year puts May in Q1 and April in Q2?
  20. They can always buy a ticket
  21. Zelensky should demand new elections in the U.S. with international oversight
  22. Not in counties with emissions tests
  23. They violated the terms that ticket sellers are bound to follow with the expressed help of the Texas Lottery Commision
  24. He hasn’t been coaching long enough to have a system
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