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InkaUtexas

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  1. Who can buy maps? I gotta pay for eggs! Eggs? You worried about eggs? My cornerstore owned by a mooslim just jacked up the price of a extra super sized soda 47 cents.
  2. You are 19. You love America. You want to enlist and serve. You want to be a hard ass combat arms dude. You work out to get ready, handle basic and AIT with ease. You even stay away from the used car dealerships offering to finance CT's to E-1's and above. You get to a bad ass unit, real high morale. First deployment is coming up. Tempo ramps up. ISIS? Defend Taiwan? Nope, you are heading to Del Rio. Mission? Guard super dangerous infants from Latin America to ensure they don't present a threat to the nation you love. Wet wipes fill your ammo pouches. You have to reshine your boots to remove baby projectile vomit. But you are there to remove this threat. Oh, and that they do not call it the Gulf of Mexico.
  3. Guess we can all just go relabel are maps.
  4. to demonstrate we are a land of equal opportunity and as a protest to trumps stance on diversity, I suggest you both punch jenner in the face.
  5. This you and the fam pulling into the place? Please say yes.
  6. This your brand?
  7. Yep, we just went for a short walk. Wind is brrrr, but damn I love the silence of a snow fall.
  8. ? Oh, you think all afghans like it up the butt. Interesting.
  9. Ramones need to write a song about him. Leon goes to Leipzig.
  10. Real light accumulation in San marcos. Snowing on my side of the street. Not across the street. Wife runs outside to see it. Calls the two dogs. Mine tears off to go out, running in circles and loving it. Her's is hidden on the couch under a blanket. He might be small but he is smart.
  11. Yep, basically. "so how am I going to go see my family?" "well you can go back and visit them." \ "but the taliban will kill me." "Nah, just tell them you voted for trump, you will be fine."
  12. Afghan kid called asking for help. Seems his mother and father were scheduled to get their last interview to come and join him in the US. Appointment canceled. Well shit. Yeah, I feel bad. But this is the same kid who wanted to use his first vote as an American for Trump cuz Biden fucked up the withdraw and dealt with the Taliban. Sad story? yes. Did I laugh? Also yes.
  13. Abbot will follow once he gets back from DC. Amazing he was allowed up front just when Trump was talking about him. Yeah, that was not set up at all.
  14. See, first he has to deport the people who build houses, then they will start. And he has to import the timber from Canada, ya know, to keep prices down. Oh wait.
  15. Yes, and sadly the one with the least real impact on life. But it will get a lot of attention. That is what he wants.
  16. So SMU? Those fuckers.
  17. Hayden_horn, you are my hero. But we had that fucker. On the ropes. He was about to raise his little hands up. It took @PenelopeWitherspoon to show up with the double Fuck You.
  18. no no no no. You are confusing Aussie parliment with Sri lankan cricket. In Sri lanka 6 mongeeses equals an automatic honalulu. so you tie.
  19. Better than trumpites.
  20. technically less than half of those who voted. So there is that. I mean, that does not equal 50% does it?
  21. Cuz it is on. Same reason most of us are watching.
  22. And you know he is not watching it.
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