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1 hour ago, wood said:

What was today's lie?

We have not deported US Citizens. Then she had to meet them. Was a great congressional ambush. 

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

You can't truly learn a language until you go somewhere that you are forced to speak it.  I learned this after spending my time getting a second major in Spanish at UT, which had like the second best Spanish department in the country while I was there.  I took three years, could read and write all you wanted.  Couldn't speak for shit until I lived in Argentina and Spain.  Even practicing with Mexican friends, we'd always fall back on English.  

Gotta move their and find a Female, non-English speaking "friend". Best way. 

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Posted (edited)

Plenty of Latin countries where you could do Latin immersion.  
 

but you have to go now before we invade them, take over, then kick them all out as non-Americans. 

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12 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Have a childhood time friend that recently got this tattooed. Lines look like they were done in an alley behind an immigrant owned gas station next to the dumpster by yet another angry white guy. He thinks the holy war is on the way. I still haven’t stopped making fun of him on our grext so I may be on the list to get killed first once the ‘war’ starts, and there is  no way in hell am I going to stop fucking with him and his queer tattoo.  You can’t dismiss this ignorant yet blatant behavior. 
when I was relaying this to my elderly Mother, childhood friend was one of her favorites, she said ‘Jesus Christ what has happened to him, well at least it’s a good thing he never had children’. 

It’s been crickets since I sent him the Stephen Lynch ‘Queer Tattoo’ song.  

I hope all your friends aren't that shitty.  And your mom sounds like good people!

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

His hand has been fucked up for awhile now. If handshaking was causing that kind of damage, maybe go to fist bumps?

You’d really think they could come up with a better lie, but why bother.

Can't remember where I pulled this from but I've shared it far and wide. It might've initially come from here. But he's getting monthly IVs for some reason or other. This guy's hypothesis seems as good as any. Kind of wild that I've started seeing TV commercials for Kisunla in the past week or two -- maybe I'm just noticing them now.

 

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Very busy. Many phone calls, many meetings, many handshakes. 

Maybe she meant "the President's constantly shaking hands." 



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