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I'm gruntled that Sark didn't hire a "yes" man in Muschamp.  Sark will get unvarnished truth from Will and it is going to benefit the whole team.

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    So he's been on staffs with Choate, Saban, and Schiano and has Houston/Texas ties. Not going to act like this is some no-doubter but seems like it can work just fine to me.

  • closetojumping
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    My sweet Lord. Reading the thread since the Muschamp hiring is borderline exhausting. Some of the hawtest takes on this recruiting board, ever, on here between pages 45 and 48. I was quoting posts at

  • This is a Nansen hire. He was behind the surge last year to bring him on as an analyst. The plan to hire him has been in place for a while, and if Blake would have stayed and Terry still left they wou

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Nothing says Christmas Day like bitching about Sark in the internet. I would expect nothing less.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Nothing says Christmas Day like bitching about Sark in the internet. I would expect nothing less.

Are you able to get fresh dungeness crab in North Carolina for the holidays?

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

Are you able to get fresh dungeness crab in North Carolina for the holidays?

Tragically no. Beef tenderloin in port sauce was a strong substitute.

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tragically no. Beef tenderloin in port sauce was a strong substitute.

Bruce Campbell Hello GIF

22 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Bruce Campbell Hello GIF

First day here?  You can ask texifornia the weather and his answer is going to involve him swimming for an Ivy league school.

With no NCAA limit on coaching staff, it seems like we might oughta find someone who can teach receivers to block, and maybe instill a desire to find someone to hit... legally, of course.

1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

With no NCAA limit on coaching staff, it seems like we might oughta find someone who can teach receivers to block, and maybe instill a desire to find someone to hit... legally, of course.

A dedicated ST coach PLEASE

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

With no NCAA limit on coaching staff, it seems like we might oughta find someone who can teach receivers to block, and maybe instill a desire to find someone to hit... legally, of course.

Paging Gabriel Johnson and Everett Gay to the burnt orange courtesy phone, please.

On 12/25/2025 at 1:05 PM, linux said:

I wish Sark would put 2 and 2 together, he has NO more time, because there is a hard cap on player practice time, unless he gives his QB a VR setup he can practice on his own (like what Jaylen Daniels got) his dreams of an NFL offense in college can only come from exceptional players ala vintage Bama.

We need a college offense, period. Screw what he considers beautiful.

I would be shocked if this isn’t already commonplace.

Huh, dude has moved up in the world incredibly fast

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