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I'm gruntled that Sark didn't hire a "yes" man in Muschamp.  Sark will get unvarnished truth from Will and it is going to benefit the whole team.

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    So he's been on staffs with Choate, Saban, and Schiano and has Houston/Texas ties. Not going to act like this is some no-doubter but seems like it can work just fine to me.

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    My sweet Lord. Reading the thread since the Muschamp hiring is borderline exhausting. Some of the hawtest takes on this recruiting board, ever, on here between pages 45 and 48. I was quoting posts at

  • This is a Nansen hire. He was behind the surge last year to bring him on as an analyst. The plan to hire him has been in place for a while, and if Blake would have stayed and Terry still left they wou

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Nothing says Christmas Day like bitching about Sark in the internet. I would expect nothing less.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Nothing says Christmas Day like bitching about Sark in the internet. I would expect nothing less.

Are you able to get fresh dungeness crab in North Carolina for the holidays?

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

Are you able to get fresh dungeness crab in North Carolina for the holidays?

Tragically no. Beef tenderloin in port sauce was a strong substitute.

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tragically no. Beef tenderloin in port sauce was a strong substitute.

Bruce Campbell Hello GIF

22 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Bruce Campbell Hello GIF

First day here?  You can ask texifornia the weather and his answer is going to involve him swimming for an Ivy league school.

With no NCAA limit on coaching staff, it seems like we might oughta find someone who can teach receivers to block, and maybe instill a desire to find someone to hit... legally, of course.

1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

With no NCAA limit on coaching staff, it seems like we might oughta find someone who can teach receivers to block, and maybe instill a desire to find someone to hit... legally, of course.

A dedicated ST coach PLEASE

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

With no NCAA limit on coaching staff, it seems like we might oughta find someone who can teach receivers to block, and maybe instill a desire to find someone to hit... legally, of course.

Paging Gabriel Johnson and Everett Gay to the burnt orange courtesy phone, please.

On 12/25/2025 at 1:05 PM, linux said:

I wish Sark would put 2 and 2 together, he has NO more time, because there is a hard cap on player practice time, unless he gives his QB a VR setup he can practice on his own (like what Jaylen Daniels got) his dreams of an NFL offense in college can only come from exceptional players ala vintage Bama.

We need a college offense, period. Screw what he considers beautiful.

I would be shocked if this isn’t already commonplace.

Huh, dude has moved up in the world incredibly fast

The fact that Sark hasn't replaced Flood is ridiculous. Look at our OL recruiting - it's 4 years of fucking bread. First year was great then bread. This year is bread. And don't tell me Turntine - he's listed at 6.3 and 260 which probably means 6.1 and 250 - 3 year project and not an OT build. Missing on Lee was a horrendous disaster. The miss on Ojo I understand. Retaining Flood will end Sark here, period. The bullshit from this year, we don't recruit OL from the portal - how'd that shit work out? Flood had 4 years to get his 2nd OL together and has failed in every way. And this year 2025 we get more bread and basically a TE who isn't a OT. Of course Turntine looks great in HS as a OT killing 190lb guys, he's 50lbs undersized for college and doesn't have a college OT build. Use him as a TE which apparently we suck at recruiting any that can block.

You guys that lift tell us, how hard is it to put 50lbs of good weight on a body? Not fucking easy, especially if your metabolism and frame doesn't want it.

How many of Flood's bullshit recruits have panned out? Few - maybe one a year. News flash - OL needs 5 and back-ups. This project recruiting on OL is why we will have to pay a tremendous amount in portal and pray they work as a team - not good after having 4 years for Flood to sit on his ass.

Even if we fix this shitstorm via portal - wasted resources after 4 years of Flood shit recruiting. Georgia Tech OL was better than ours against GA - ffs what does it take to get a decent OL recruiter and coach?

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PK was the least of my concerns but WM - yep got to do that and replace Akina. Flood is the my biggest issue (kinda obvious probably).

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And also, look at the penalties our lack of discipline on the OL has caused - holding, offsides, whatever. Isn't that Flood's group? Shit his group alone cost us at least 50 yards a game...

Factor being just bad - add another 30 yards minimum for Arch running for his life.

That's a minimum of 80 yards a game due to Flood sucking on recruiting or developing or taking half a season to get a little better.

This is the best Texas has? Glad we aren't GA or tOSU or similar. But hey, we're going to retain this shit ...

You seem like a giant gaping pussy.

29 minutes ago, Kdub said:

You seem like a giant gaping pussy.

Great, anything to dispute what I have said once you get that dick out of your mouth?

Please tell me how awesome our OL recruiting has been and development? Once you stop gagging on cum .

My point is that Sark got WM to control defense - greatness after all the work PK did - next level WM. I think we are hindered by Flood at this point and Sark needs to break that, friendship or not. We have 4+ years of evidence that he is no longer elite on recruiting talent or developing them as we need for a championship. 3* projects aren't going to get us a title. That's just a fact.

The reason after having 4 years for Flood to get a next OL in place is disturbing. Most likely Arch's final year - that means a new QB after him. And we don't after 4 years of Flood have a plan... Yes, we will portal hard on things but Flood is an issue on this. Our Ol should have been better period. Shouldn't take half a season to figure it out.

I love my Longhorns - under and grad there and suffered through some bad time while in school (football). I just think Flood should be upgraded and I think history shows why for that salary. I'd have fired him 3rd year tbh.

2 hours ago, hornlife said:

Please tell me how awesome our OL recruiting has been and development? Once you stop gagging on cum .

You are 4 of the last 5 posts in the past 3 hours, all 4 bitching about OL in some form. The only person interjecting during your diatribe was someone trolling you for lack of critical thinking.

Either the OL coach they want is still coaching, or Sark wanted some form of continuity during bowl practices. Regardless our staff hasn’t been completed yet so try a little less bleeding on yourself and a little bit more patience. You just make yourself look bad spouting off like this. Looks like one of Spider2YBanana’s benders.

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